8 weeks post op anchor lift with implants- weird looking. Thoughts? (photos)

you are not going to be happy as you have a natural look and with settling, your mound will round out and soften the pointy parts.  The dog ears at the lateral ends of the incisions will need a revision down the road to remove.  Did your surgeon know you wanted fake upper poles???  If not, you have a great result.  If you were clear you wanted fake, then you will have to employ the revision policy to get the outcome your want.

Hello,
Although still in the early stages of healing, the cone shape will typically improve as the implant settles lower on the chest and stretches the soft tissue causing the lower pole to round out and become less projecting.  As the lower pole becomes less coned / projected, the upper pole will typically begin to appear more projected than it currently does, although it will not increase in absolute volume.  
Additionally, with implants in this volume range, I rarely recommend going with larger implants as the weight of these implants is more than most patients' soft tissue can tolerate.  
Be patient and maintain a good relationship with your plastic surgeon.  Good luck.
ABPS board certified plastic surgeon