I can never follow my colleague Dr. Persky. He is just too damn funny and irreverent.
An example of an ode to the nose by a legendary swordsman and poet Cyrano de Bergerac - Act 1, pg. 34 by Edmond Rostand
"Cyrano: My nose is Gargantuan! You little Pig-snout, you tiny Monkey-Nostrils, you virtually invisible Pekinese-Puss, don't you realize that a nose like mine is both sceptre and orb, a monument to me superiority?
A great nose is the banner of a great man, a generous heart, a towering spirit, an expansive soul - such as I unmistakably am, and such as you dare not to dream of being, with your bilious weasel's eyes and no nose to keep them apart!
With your face as lacking in all distinction - as lacking, I say, in interest, as lacking in pride, in imagination, in honesty, in lyricism - in a word, as lacking in nose as that other offensively bland expanse at the opposite end of your cringing spine - which I now remove from my sight by stringent application of my boot!"
On the other hand WC Fields' nose is a case of Rhinophyma where the oil glands in the tip of the nose become chronically inflammed and swell creating bizarre shapes. Depending on the size and extent paring down with either cautery or laser may be required. Sometimes skin graft reconstruction may be needed in advanced cases.
Dr. P. Aldea