It hurts like hell when I cough or sneeze after my mommy makeover, what do I do?

While it is typical to have some areas of discomfort ten weeks after surgery, it is not common to develope new sharp pains that were not present previously. You mention that you were coughing prior to the onset of pain. It is possible that some sutures were disrupted causing some bleeding and inflammation. Generally this type of problem will resolve without treatment, however, occasionally blood clots can develope beneath the fascia or rectus sheath, which can cause persistent swelling and discomfort. I recommend having your surgeon thoroughly examing you to rule out any significant problems. If they are uncertain, an ultrasound can be used to readily detect any blood or fluid collections.

Hello. Great question. I am sorry for your post op difficulties. I will suggest scheduling a follow up appointment with your surgeon to have a personal examination to properly address your concerns.

The pain you are experiencing is likely your abdominal wall still healing from the surgery.  I encourage you to treat your symptoms to minimize the coughing and sneezing until you are recovered from your cold.  If it does not improve, see your PCP.