Hurt muscle, lung, rib or breast? Hurts to take deep breathes in and out only on the left side, from having back popped.

Your implants are extremely durable, much more so than you and your own tissues. One of the demonstrations I perform for my breast augmentation patients is to throw a cohesive silicone implant on the floor as hard as I can (no 97mph fastball, but still a pretty good throw), and then I stand (actually, stomp) on the implant. I haven't ruptured one yet, and although theoretically possible, if I did that to a human being they would sustain severe injury. Like rib fractures.I suspect that my colleagues who have suggested possible rib fracture are correct. If there is no swelling, bruising, or other change in your breast appearance/feel, there is very little worry about your breast, and not too much concern about your soft tissues either. I'm sure the tissues over the rib fracture or crack are tender!But with severe instant pain, I would be most concerned about rib fracture. Ibuprofen can worsen periosteal bleeding or muscular bruising, though it is a good anti-inflammatory. I'd suggest Tylenol, however, as this drug will not increase bleeding/bruising but will help with discomfort.The politically correct suggestion is for you to see a physician, who can verify the physical findings I have outlined above, order expensive scans, and end up telling you your implant looks fine and you will heal--here's some pain medication. Or you could obtain a scan that has a 21% false positive rate that says you have a ruptured implant, and then you have to decide if you want your surgeon to open up your breast and check it out under direct vision. (If you went this route, I will bet you a can of pop your implant is absolutely fine--I drink Diet Dew). Treat the discomfort with Celebrex (prescription) and see your doctor if pain persists/worsens, or if you become short of breath. Fractured ribs can puncture lungs. Best wishes! Dr. Tholen

A very large man picked me up and squeezed
me really hard to crack my back, horrible idea...
You may have caused a capsular and/or implant rupture or
more seriously fractured your ribs. See you plastic surgeon to orchestrate
your evaluation and what tests should be done 

Your implants are not likely to be ruptured.  The pain more likely describes a rib fracture or muscle tear (hematoma).  Your plastic surgeon should be able to determine the answer.  

It sounds like you may have broken a rib. You should go to an ER or to your doctor for evaluation and a Chest Xray. If this is negative, I would recommend you see a plastic surgeon to assess your implants - if the implants are saline, if they are injured they would deflate. Good luck!

I doubt that this is your implant. Either you have strained a muscle or injured a rib. I would get an evaluation by your plastic surgeon and your primary care physician.