Months ago, I had a revision rhinoplasty with a different doctor, i.e. not Dr. Joseph, for a collapsed external nasal valve. The results were mixed: I could breathe again, but I looked clapped. My new nose looked like a wood-burning stove from the 1800s, with a bulge between shaky attempts at geometry. I started wearing nosetape to work out of embarrassment. I didn't want a third rhinoplasty...