Jennifer Aniston's Face Fell Off; Joan Rivers Talks Labiaplasty [Weekly Round-Up]

Princess 19 on 2 Mar 2012 at 4:30pm

Poor Jennifer Aniston.  Apparently having a new movie, a long-running syndicated TV show and a handsome movie star boyfriend does not keep her immune from the short-term pitfalls of a laser peel

She recently appeared on Conan to discuss her movie, Wanderlust,  but the subject matter quickly turned to her face.  The actress credited her glowing appearance to the laser technique which she originally started doing to remove sun spots.  She went on to chat candidly about the very volatile after-effects (which usually include everything from redness to swelling to skin peeling for most).

"I became obsessed with 'laser porn,'" Jennifer told Conan.  A term which she used to describe her addictive behavior towards the procedure.  "I went and investigated having some of those little things [sun spots] zapped."  (Thank you for saying you did your research, Jen.)

She added, "I did this thing called — it’s like a peel which is extremely intense. You don’t understand that you actually look like a battered burn victim for a week. And then it just… it starts to fall off. For like eight days! It was horrifying. I do have it documented..."

Now that we'd like to see!

"I couldn’t keep [the skin that fell off] in one intact piece, sadly," she lamented.

Conan happily went on to add that her fallen skin could have been sold on Ebay.  Say it with us...gross.  Even if it is Jen Aniston.

Joan Rivers on 20/20In other news...

  • Joan Rivers appeared on 20/20 and chatted up with Barbara Walters about - what else - having too much surgery.  Barbara asked Joan what she thought was the most extreme surgery out there.  Her answer?  Vaginal rejuvenation.  When asked if she ever had the labiaplasty procedure done, Joan jubilantly answers, "Why bother?  There's no hope, Barbara." [ABC]
  • There is buzz (isn't there always) that Lindsay Lohan may have gone under a few filler procedures in anticipation of her upcoming SNL appearance.  The actress seems to appear more...plump.  [Fox News]
  • Want to get some work done in Australia?  Join their military.  Apparently, the Australian Defence Force has funded 1500 plastic surgery procedures to the tune of $3.5 million Australian dollars.  That's about $3.7 million US dollars.  [The Courier-Mail]
  • A Groupon-type website JUST for cosmetic procedures?  Apparently so.  An entrepreneur in Toronto has launched what they are claiming is the first deal site exclusively selling discounted surgery and enhancements.  It's called Socially Sexy Deals No, we did not make that up.  [Global Montreal]

How often would you go to a deal site to check out say, discounted boob jobs? 

Photo credit:  TBS Conan and ABC 20/20

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Jennifer Aniston is not pretty, or beautiful. Why she was voted hottest woman ever, I will never understand. I look at her and see Barbara Streisand! She may be a nice person, a reasonable actress but the big hype over her I just don't get.
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Simply disagree with you: I think both Ms. Streisand and Jennifer Aniston are both beautiful people. Beauty is in the beholder and I behold both of those ladies as beautiful. I think both women take chances and have great personalities: that is what makes people beautiful. Must be something to Jennifer Aniston because she mostly keeps her friends. I would suspect that of Streisand to.Streisand has held up with age: that simply makes a woman beautiful in my estimation.
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I don't care who it is, I am sick of big boobs, and fat lips.
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get your figurse right. the australian dollar is worth LESS than the US Dollar.
Try again! Right now an australian dollar is worth 98 cents. duh, what else is wrong in this article.... do not trust this source.
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Just 2 pennies less: why bother unless u have mountains of money!!
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OMGoodness, such haters!! Just because you are famous or haved worked hard and made a lot of money, does not mean you owe anyone anything!! What they do with their time and money is between them and God!! Get over yourselves, get off the computer and go do something good in the world today, and quit judging others...
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Personally, I like Jennifer Aniston and I do not feel that she is a mediocre actress. Each to their own though.I like to laugh these days after so much tragedy: parent lost to dementia and friend hit by train while walking. Such is life.
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Angelsong321 appears to be a big Brangelina buttkisser . Really, how many times is your name on this thread ??? Tooooo much time on your hands, friend.
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and yet there you are writing to me.......
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Now, Now, if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all......
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and what is it you all do for a living? For a mediocre actress she has become very successful.Must be nice to be so boring when you take those HUGE checks to the bank for making redundant movies..
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Jennifer Aniston is a mediocre actress, with a boring personality. She's cute, and maybe she's a nice, caring person, but she is totally over rated. She has absolutely no range when it comes to acting. Her movies are redundant.
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To: Angelsong321 and Tell the Truth ~

Just wondering...do the two of you happen to work for Jennifer Aniston or Angelina/Brad??? Or for their PR Agent(s)!
Looks like a strong case for PR "trolling" to me! There is an awful lot of effort going into all these comments back and forth.....hmmmmm. Just sayin!
What does everyone think??
Blessings to all! :-)
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I was going to let this go , but you people are all crazy over a woman who got into the biz though her father. Yes so did Angie but the dif is - angie can act, Angie is beautiful and Angie has had the same man ( that she did not 'steal' you ninnies ) for the past what 7 years -and she does work with her hands and writes checks and has 6 kids. Jen finally got a man to stay with her ( again -who is he ?!?) and she makes bomb after bomb in her movies. why does anyone feel shes "caring" about anything except what she'll wear on the next red carpet, thats the time you see her on the news.I'll bet she is a bore beyond belief in life , cause she bores the hell out of me in her movies.The funny thing is , she could care less about you any of you. Pathetic......
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Get a life! And you have the nerve to call yourself angelsong. You have a mean and sad spirit in you. You are psychotic and need to get help ASAP.....ggmaa is right... if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all
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@ Vitamin A - oh dear, I think you might need Prozac or something more than vitamin A. I have the nerve to call myself what I want just as you do - and I dont think you have a sad and mean spirit, a little goofy maybe. I am having so much fun seeing how you and "tells the truth" are getting so upset by a person who you dont know, and could care less about the poor people she should be giving half of that ill gotten money she makes too. You are wasting your time defending a woman who is still famous because of loosing her very talented ex-husband, and becomeing best friends with another "casting couch" star- Chelsea Handler. She can sit back and let that nitwit Chelsea take all the heat for stating all the things ol' Jen is saying to her . I'll bet those two throw back a bottle or two of vodka per night and cry about how they are so mistreated- they are blond , damn it and skinny and live in Hollywood and Jen has slept with all her co-stars that leave her and Chelsea slept her way up to the rapper 50 cent- and he played her out in public !!! How can it be that they cant get men to stay with them?!? I think we all know both of them dont like other women, the only person you ever hear Chelsea say anything nice about is Jen, and vice versa. So, why do I need psych meds- I think its funny that those two ol' hags are so bitter,lol. See, Im happy with my life and everyone and everything in it. And just a suggestion, if you dont want your feelings hurt you prob should not bring your mom or granny in to a conversation where someone ( not me) could say something really mean.....
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Blah.. Blah... Blah.. Such nonsense. Go back to loserville. Hater. I don't like any of them personally but I don't say mean things just because. You need more than prozac. More like lithium or Xanax to calm you down.
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Vitamin Stupid - I would like to thank you for your intellectual conversation, and the fact that you keep writing back to me,lol. You and anyone else on here who feels the need to try to -what? tell me off? make me love Jen and hate B&A? You ( and ONLY the people who have been writing me defending someone they don't know, AND getting really angry about it) have kept me in stitches for days. Alas, the time has come for this fun to end. You Vitamin, and your silly friends find someone else to write to - say I have an idea ! why not write Jen and tell her how you have been defending her "good name" against "bad people who like Brad and Angie" -like me, lo. So long suckers. Pathetic......
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Who's pathetic? Who's angry? I know those people don't bother me. You do. You're envious, we can all tell. Your research capabilities are laughable. Wikipedia or people magazine. Your analysis of the situation is hilarious. You hate Aniston so much, it's almost funny... Blah, blah, blah.
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too bad her face really didn't fall off - I'm pretty sick of seeing this one and hearing about how "beautiful" JA is. seriously?? a totally talentless plain Jane...
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I read the comments and have concluded to knock or praise someone you don't really know is foolish. Jen is a pretty actress with her credentials under her belt. Same with AJ and BP. I know them as seen in movies, and what is splashed on media. Haven't we learned by now that doesn't make it true.None the less, the argument I see in the comments are silly.I give Jen her due, she has done more than most for herself even thru some hard times. A strong woman, who has accomplished what most never will. It seems like some people need to concentrate more on their own problems and where they find themselves in life, rather than trying to tear down someone that accomplished their dreams. I believe in giving back, but some seem to think that you are entitled just because they are better off than you, or someone you know.Here is a thought for you. Get rich, then give it all away, then you might have some credentials to actually judge someone else who didn't.Anyone who gives back should be applauded for it. You sound childish trying to put a number value on how much you think is enough.Get a life, and do something with it besides trying to tear down those who already did.....geeeez
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Agreed!
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Ditto to last poster, thunderbolt! Couldn't agree more. Your comments are so true, and on the bullseye for sure! N
Peace to all!
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I truly appreciate when celebs acknowledge that they've had work done and that it *hurts*. Jen's dishing out more truth in this one interview than most of Hollywood gives in a decade.
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from every person who has actually met her, they say she is warm funny and very caring. Her real freinds have been with her since they were young... I don't believe a woman who is what you think of as dull would have every person who has met her saying the same nice things about her...maybe some of us need to get over the envy party..
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