PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED - Dominican Republic

Hellooooooo!!!! Wsup Real Self? I have PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED up there because quite frankly... I talk alotta [RS bleep] :p Cool [RS bleep] tho.. Real [RS bleep] too! So to all the "Professionals" and more "Conservative" ladies... Ummm, sorry but you can read on or be gone! :p Don't take it too seriously tho ladies..

So anyways, a little about ME :) I just had my first baby January 26th, 2012. My son is about to be 2 years old in a couple weeks. He came out small as hell 6.4 lbs via c-section. He was sitting up meditating the whole time but anyways... That c-section EFFF'ed me up! I was up and walking that night cuz they make you do that and I was at the mall a week later walking slow but still... I don't think I fully recovered 'til like a full 3 months. Even after that I was still numb and what not. So being that I had that c-section, my usually flat tummy grew like this bulge thing. Like a flap that just hangs over u know? UGH!!! Took me forever to get back into the gym cuz healing was rough for me man. My girl that had a baby 10 days before me.. Of course she has the "normal" Asian Girl body... She got even thinner than she was before. Not that she wanted to be or likes her skinny body after the baby but she did just find out that she's pregnant again but BACK TO ME... I don't have this normal body! I'm like almost 5'8" where as all these Girls are like 4'11"-5'3" "Normally"... I'm thicker than them.. My usual size is like a size 7-9-11 pants WITH CURVES ;) where as they're like size 0-3-5. But not like I wanna be short and petite.. I love my body and height. Always have... Until the baby. I call his dad Daddy.. So anyways, I got up to like 195 when I gave birth. They say after the baby you lose like 20 lbs and breastfeeding makes your tummy go down too but I think that just flew rite by me. I'm still like 175-178 right now. Ok.. I admit, I have been coming up with 1,001 excuses! Like I couldn't work out after the c-section, I had to pump milk every 2 hours, I had no sitter... So after he turned 1 I couldn't take it anymore!!! I joined LA Fitness and got a trainer that Daddy paid $300 a month for which is a rip off if you ask me but I know that's another excuse.. My trainer had me RIGHT!!! I was eating good, slimming down, gettin' right gettin' TIGHT! Then come May of 2013.. I went on vacation and never went back :( I even had a Hawaii trip in June/July so I just fucked myself all kinds of way! I was down to like 160.. then just.. UGH! My girl told me about Dr. J Curves and I looked him up, got all psyched about him! I was funna save up $10k just to go to him... BUT, Googling led me to this :) I Beeeeeeeen on this site! I just didn't wanna start my conversation off with, Hi I been stalking this site for etc etc now... :P But anyways... I'm rambling on and forgot to shut up and start a new paragraph.

Ok, so anyways.. I found Dr. Yily!!! I [RS bleep]' LOVE her work!!! I don't think my waist gonna be like oh so small cuz my ribs big :p But I KNOW AND BELIEVE she can work some magic on ME! I had all kinds of crazy dreams like her lipo'ing me in a truck, her not finishing me, all kinda dreams but in reality... I NEVER had a bad thought about her messing up on me. Ok I lied.. I probably THOUGHT it but it will never manifest into anything because I BELIEVE I will have a perfect.. Naw nuttin's perfect.. a FLAWLESS surgery! :) I'm a firm believer in The Law of Attraction. Ask Believe Receive. Naw mean? I read The Secret. I CREATE my life. And this surgery? I'm not even nervous about it. I feel like I don't even have to bug Yily to death or bombard her with too many questions. I just HAVE FAITH.

So I wanna get liposculpture and sum ASS!!!! Not a big ass ghetto ass booty... but my twin sister in laws and my their other first cousin got a [RS bleep]' DONK!!!! You can put a whole tea set on their ass! But anyways... I don't want like a shelf booty.. I just want a nice S curve and a little bubble and a

I sat here and type for like a whole hour! Didn't have a point really but still... Just running off in the mouth and ya'll gonna cut me short RS?!?!? Messed up mang!

ANYWAYS.. Like I was saying, I want like nice coke bottle hour glass s-curve bubble heart shaped booty. Naw mean??? I duno.. I don't really care about the booty as much as I want my tummy gone! THIS [RS bleep] GOTS TO GO!!!! I'm not comparing myself to ANYBODY! I'm just saying... I"M out of MY element. So I'M uncomfortable with MYSELF rite now.. :/

I went to Florida when the baby was 9 months old.. We were in a store in Clearwater Beach.. I was trying on clothes and I asked the girl for an XL.. Lil' white girl said to me "You shouldn't be in an Extra Large ANYTHING!" I looked at her little ass like [RS bleep]! >:X I said "Well I am! Do you have it or no?" [RS bleep].... Then in Hawaii on the beach in Maui last July Daddy... I guess his ass was looking at all the skinny [RS bleep] on the beach.. He said to me "You know if you lose like 30 lbs you would be perfect!". Ughhhhhh Mutha'!!!!!! I was so mad at him! I said "Oh don't worry, YOU GONNA PAY FOR MY SURGERY!" and guess what? YOU DAMN RIGHT HE PAYING!!!! Mutha'.....!

So anyways, I am currently like 175-178 lbs. I bought some Kardashian Kollection jeans that's a size 16!!! YES! A [RS bleep] 16! I'm so ready to give them away too! All my tights this year and LAST year is still all EXTRA LARGE! My momma and niece came to organize my closet the other month, she opened up my Rock n Republic leggings like "Daaaaamn, WHO'S ARE THESE?!?!?!" I said Mines :( So we definitely gonna have to work this out...

I asked Yily for a full body liposculpture. I really want my thighs done! My cuz at the mall called me Camel Toe! Ass hole... He even texted me saying Hey Camel Toe blah blah blah... I didn't want my arms done but now I do.. I said [RS bleep] it. Mind as well suck it all up and get alll of it dun now. Then go back to the gym.. Get back with my trainer.. And stay healthy and fit FOR LIZEEEEF! ;P I hope anyways...

Ok my momma rushing me to go home.. TTYL's :D