It would be a LONG journey of many years, over mountains and deserts, but you may eventually finally find your Butt Ehancement cream in a jungle clearing cave guarded by 2 large genies with crossed swords, followed by a fire spitting crabby dragon across an invisible FX generated crumbling bridge (borrowed from a Harrison Ford flick) in a dusty chest right next to the creams which
- grow a gigantic brain,
- make you irrestible to the opposite sex,
- assure you everlasting youth,
- make crazy Islamists into Mr. Rogers-"would you be my Neighbor?" humming Jew and Christian friendly citizens
- when swallowed allow you to eat as much cheescake and ice cream without gaining ANY weight
On the other hand, seriously, why not learn how to do proper squat exercises, eat properly and if THESE do not work, consider a Brazilian Butt Lift with a good Plastic surgeon.