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Had Zerona and Lapex BCS - Pittsburgh, PA

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I had various treatments done that I purchased...

Girl in WV
WORTH IT$1,000

I had various treatments done that I purchased through sale sites like Groupon. I was trying to get the procedures as cheap as possible, for example: 3 treaments for $200.

Here's what you need to do to make them work: Don't eat a lot the night before. DON't drink alcohol, at all. (because your liver is needed for this to work)

Get up in the morning and exercise away your stored glycogen. About an hour of heavy exercise. Do not eat - unless you just eat ONE strawberry to put your body into fat-burning mode for the day.

Drink a ton of water the days before, during and after your procedure. ( because if you don't, your liver will be forced to help your kidneys instead of processing fat)

If you are healthy, maybe also drink a sugar free energy drink ON YOUR WAY to your treatment.

Now, your body is OUT of glycogen, and is burning fat due to the one strawberry and the energy drink.

Then, the lipo laser (zerona or Lapex) melts fat off of your body, it goes into your system like food that you just ate - about 600 calories worth of fat.

Then - get on their vibration machine - try to use it longer than they suggest if no one else is waiting to use the machine.

Then, exercise with elliptical or something to burn at least 600 calories.

WHY do you want to do all of that work? BECAUSE - the fat is being burnt from your abdomen or if you use the LAPEX you can select exactly where you want the fat to be burned! (they put laser paddles directly on your fat with Lapex)

With regular diet and exercise you may be burning MUSCLE - or losing a little from weird areas - not your belly pouch!

I wore a tight shirt, they put the paddles on my arms, the shirt fit as I walked out of there!

If you have a stubborn area it can now be gone if you follow my instructions above!

Oh, and to prevent gaining the fat back, start only eating less than 600 calories per meal - make sure you burn off that 600 calories before you eat something else!

Don't bother doing this if
1) you won't exercise before and after
2) you refuse to "not eat" before and after
3) you are planning to eat high calorie meals for most of your life

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October 29, 2011
So, how much did your figure change? How much do you credit the laser shrinking you as opposed to just your own hard work? How long did you keep up with your exercise program?

I had a similar exercise plan working for me back in 2006, getting ready for a wedding, and lost 10 pounds in 2 months without Zerona or anything else.
December 9, 2011
DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY. I'VE NEVER FELT SO RIPPED OFF IN MY WHOLE LIFE. IT DOES NOT WORK!!!!!!
November 1, 2011
Yes - practically everyone has lost 10 pounds or more in the past without Zerona.

So, if you are happy with your body, or have no problem losing weight on your own with no help, why would you even be considering Zerona or reading this site?

As for me personally:

I had areas that I wanted to be smaller. Diet and exercise can have unpredictable results. Have you ever watched the biggest loser and noticed some contestants not losing or even gaining weight?

With regular diet and exercise you could lose a pound and not see a noticeable difference - it could be removed from your whole body in very small amounts - or worse yet it could come from an area that you may not want to lose in: breast/buttocks/face, etc.

You could lose muscle tissue, especially if you aren't eating the right foods/proteins/amounts.

So - with the new cool lasers - I am super happy to feel in control, that I can have them put the laser paddle put on the exact spot that I don't like and then just exercise that fat away.... in my exact problem area - instead of waiting for my body to pick what tissue that it wants to burn.

I haven't been weighing myself, but I wear smaller clothes and am very happy with the Lapex.

I think the Zerona did help me lose inches all over, although they mostly target the lasers to your middle section.

Zerona would help you burn fat instead of muscle, but I prefer the LAPEX laser instead because you can put the paddles specifically on your problem areas exactly.
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November 2, 2011
Menopause. That was my reason. The single most expensive phase of my life, bar none.
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November 4, 2011

Menopause!!! Exactly! Before Perimenopause, I could lose weight with diet and excercise but not any more. I've gone to a personal trainer 3 times a week for 2 years and I eat right and still my weight creeps up. I'm trying zerona for my pouchy belly today. I HOPE IT WORKS!

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November 4, 2011
What I have learned, and you can take this or toss it, is that with menopause, if you do everything right, you will *only* gain 15 to 18 pounds. If you give up, go into denial, or freak totally out and become paralyzed by the trauma, you will gain *more* than 20 pounds.

Good luck, and may the force be with you.
December 9, 2011
It will not work, trust me, save your money
December 9, 2011
At zerona, they tell you the reason for not losing any inches is because you are menauposal, but the never mention that to you during consultation and when you are paying ahead of time, all they need is the money regardless of the result
December 9, 2011
It's not because you are menauposal, its because its a ripoff that you don't lose. It just flat doesn't work!
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November 5, 2011
LOL I love it! Thanks!PS.... I started the HCG diet instead of the Zerona.... we'll see how this goes.
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November 22, 2011
Not to be overly neurotic about this, but I feel I should point out, they call it "The Change" for a reason. Your universe will most likely turn upside down to a certain extent. To counter that, forget "diet". Diets are, by nature, temporary fixes to temporary problems. Menopause is not a temporary problem. It is the rest of your life.

So here is a strategy you might can use: However much you worked out before, add 30 minutes to that plus one extra day a week. After age 55, add another 30 minutes to that total, with half-workouts on Sundays. Regularly.

However much you ate before meno, subtract 50 calories from that daily total for every year you are over 50. And this is not temporary, this is the way it will have to be for the duration, if you want to avoid turning into your mother. Or your granny. You know what I mean...
December 9, 2011
That's smart, not like the rest of us
December 29, 2011
Pamperedchefkay - interesting comment. I looked at both and decided to go with Zerona. I plan on posting about my experience at the end of January and then Feb. So many conflicting comments etc about both processes.
April 4, 2014
LOL!
November 22, 2011
Can you let me know how it worked out for you
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November 23, 2011
HCG worked GREAT or I should say is working great. I am sticking to the food I am allowed 100%.. 500 calories per day. I started 19 days ago and have went from 159.0 to 144.4 this morning. I have to say that this CURE was developed over 20 years ago but it has been pretty much hidden by the medical and pharmacutical industries. Get the book "The Weight Loss Cure" by Kevin Trudeau. Sorry but this is TRUELY the most logical and understandable diet Ive ever done. And he doesn't call it a diet, it is a resetting of your metabolism. My "stored fat" is truely melting off. I know it sounds weird but it is true. If it wasn't happening to my body I wouldn't believe it either. Try it! Ask me any questions you want! I love this book.
January 19, 2012
Well, I have had 8 Zerona treatments - I honestly can not say if my inch loss is due to the treatment or my diet and excercise - no sugar, alcohol, etc. etc. Anyway, I am starting HCG with my doctor - I want quicker results.
December 5, 2011
I did the HCG diet in October 2010 and went from 248 to 213. Today, over a year later, I weigh 216 and I eat anything I want. HCG is really the way to go especially if you have 20 or more lbs to lose. It takes a lot of dedication but the results are so fast and that will give the motivation.