Literally Jumping out of my Twin Skin! Golden, CO
- updated 2 years ago
I have gained a lot of knowledge from reading...
- 11 Nov 2011
- 18 days pre
I have gained a lot of knowledge from reading everyone's TT stories. If my story can help just 1 goddess than I am happy to have shared. My TT adventure began when I was just 22 and pregnant with twins. My husband and I were so young and in college. The twin's pregnancy resulted in my 5'9' frame having a 4 foot circumference. YES! I was 48 inches around. Gratefully the twins were super healthy and I carried them to term. Enter: The Twin Skin. I would estimate 4-5 solid handfuls of flabby stretched play doh like skin hanging from my mid- section, super sexy! I can't leave out little sister who was born 3 years later. Little sister is almost 5 and I have spent a decade pregnant, nursing, or appearing 5 months pregnant. It was fun when I was pregnant but getting that kind of attention when you are not sucks!
"Oh, when are you due?" -stranger
"I'm Not" I say with disdain.
"Oh I'm so sorry I asked I know better than to assume I am so embarrassed" -stranger
"That's okay"- me, now it's my job to make them feel un-embarrassed while I feel like an un-pregnant fatty.
My favorite is when they don't verbalize their suspicion but insist on carrying whatever heavy item it is that I am about to pick up. Their eyes tell me they are sympathetic to my pregnant state. I gruffly pick up whatever it may be and charge past them, angry that another stranger has mistaken my glorious twin skin for a real live baby.
I understand babies are exciting but I had mine, and me and my WHOLE family were super excited then. Now I'm not and I do not want to relive that decade for the rest of my life.
I want to be a real deal MILF. I want to rock my husband's world. I want to wear a regular t-shirt. I want to purge my closet of all of the maternity clothes which I pretend conceal what I am trying to hide.
I have this rule that if someone asks me when I'm due, I have to get rid of the shirt that I am wearing at that time, I have donated so many cute things! I am looking forward to restocking my closet with cute clothes that say, Yes I am a mom, Yes I am a wife, Yes I do tons of volunteer work, Yes I am a dual business owner, Yes I clean my own house, Yes I know how to have a good time, and YES look at my sexy self LOVING LIFE!!!
I found a phenomenal surgeon literally 5 minutes from my house. Pre Op was yesterday and surgery is scheduled for November 30th. Happy frikin Holidays to me!!
Surgery is in 2 days, and I cannot sleep. I am...
- 28 Nov 2011
- 2 days pre