Zerona: Stories
Write a ReviewZerona DOES NOT Work!
- 007Spy
- updated 3 years ago
- Not Worth It
- Cost: $3,000
- Dr. Fritz-Chiropractic (Longmont, CO)
This treatment is a scam. It does not work and I...
- 5 Jul 2009
This treatment is a scam. It does not work and I am very upset that I have given away $3000.
First off, you should never agree to a treatment when the first thing they have you do is sign a waiver stating they don't guarantee any results. If it worked they would never have to have you sign something like that. For thousands of dollars you should get something for your money.
My treatment consisted of 10 treatments that lasted 40 min (20 min front and back). I lost absolutely nothing in my measurements. I did everything required, drinking the water, doing the detox drinks, and foot bath detox. Even did the required exercise. DO NOT throw your money away on this treatment.
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Nothing against Dr. except that he should have given a refund for this scam of a treatment.
I've done Zerona twice, meaning a total of 12-13 sessions. I've followed the protocol of minimum amount of water to drink a day, taking niacin, walking 45mins day, wearing the control top clothing they gave me, avoided caffeine, etc. basically, i did everything i was supposed to and the doctor thought i was the perfect candidate. she did tell me that 3% of the people zerona will not work on. I am that 3% apparently. They've claimed that they'd used it to and they've even showed me the before and after pictures of other patients that had lost inches. the doctor was disappointed too when she did not see any results on me. Hence, in actuality I purchased 6 sessions but got 13 because they really wanted it to work for me. However, in the end, it was a no go. I thought it was my thyroid but i've had it checked by my doctor for blood levels and hormone function and she says they are both healthy. Even if zerona worked, like i said before, she showed me before and after pictures of successful patients and honestly, i really don't see that much of a difference. If she didn't point it out, i would see no difference. Zerona isn't for people that want to lose a lot of weight. It's for people to get rid of fat in stubborn areas that just won't go away no matter how hard they diet and exercise. I expected to get rid of my love handles but apparently, it didn't work. I've took a chance and wasted my money but what I really regret is letting her talk me into working on the front belly area (because she says there is a lot of lose there and chances of success are much higher) instead of the side love handles i've originally came in for. I'm still tempted to go to another place that guarantees success or your money back and i won't let anyone talk me out of trying it on my love handles again.
If your expectations are REALLY, REALLY low going in, then I don't think you will be disappointed. You have been thru a lot, so I hope you see the "jumpstart" you are hoping for.
In terms of expectations, I agree, that is the main thing a person should think about. People expect to come as a 200 pounds and finish 120 pounds, it doesn't works this way first because you're not expected to lose weight and second because it's not realistic.
BUT, typical results will give you 1-2 inches per major area, and that is about average.
It's also very common to lose 0.5 inch in 1 area and lose 5 inches in another single area. We have no control over that; it's just the way that the body reacts to the treatment.
You also need to remember that this website is not objective because 99% of the people who post here are angry. Most happy customers don't visit this place. There has been over 1000 Zerona machines in North America over the last 3 years or so which means hundreds of thousands of people had it done and you only have here 38 non-positive reviews (some are neutral)
I DID NOT PAY ONE SINGLE CENT FOR THE TREATMENTS. I received the treatments FREE as a provider/practice manager of a med spa.
IT DID NOT WORK FOR ANYONE so I'm not angry that I lost money. I'm angry that the providers of ZERONA are trying to scam people out of their money.