How to fix my weird breasts? (Photos)

Thank you for the question. I do not think that your breasts are "weird" but given that your breasts' appearance is of concern to you, you may benefit from in-person  consultation with board-certified plastic surgeons to discuss your concerns, goals, and options. It will be important to learn about the pros/cons/risk/complications associated with all options discussed and time any planned surgical procedure according to your life circumstances.  
 My best advice: select your plastic surgeon carefully. Make sure that he/she has significant experience achieving the types of outcomes you will be pleased with. Then, communicate your goals carefully, as well. Working together you will come up with a good plan to achieve your goals.  
Best wishes. 

Hi Lydia,Please see the answer below by Dr. Meger with whom I completely agree!  Take it easy on yourself.Stop beating yourself up!!   You can get a lift with a single scar in the breast fold by using the dual-plane internal lift BA method.  The video below explains the dual plane internal lift.  I also attached an article from a peer-reviewed journal to give you an even better idea.  I believe the dual plane and implants alone will do it for you. Be sure to seek a consultation with a BC PS to be sure. All the best, “Dr. Joe”

Hello and thank you for your question.  You do not need a breast lift.  If you would like to increase your upper pole fullness, then you are a great candidate
for a conservative breast augmentation.  The size, profile, and shape of the
implant is based on your desired breast size/shape, your chest wall
measurements, and soft tissue quality.  This decision should
be based on a detailed discussion with equal input from both you
and your surgeon.  This entire surgery
can be performed with a small incision technique.  Make sure you
specifically look at before and after pictures of real patients who have
had this surgery performed by your surgeon and evaluate their results.   The most important aspect is to find a
surgeon you are comfortable with. I recommend that you seek consultation with a
qualified board-certified plastic surgeon who can evaluate you in person.
Best wishes and good luck.
Richard G. Reish, M.D. FACS
Harvard-trained plastic surgeon