Breast Implants 1985 - 2013 RIP - France, FR

God is that old woman really me?! If you are from the UK I liken myself to the granny from the TV series Benidorm! Oh well I'll just keep them covered up and for my eyes only - at least they aren't fake now! Doc said the weird LH that looks like a poached egg on top the fried egg flap is the internal stitches making it distorted - and it will eventually fill up - but I am not one bit convinced, how come the LH side is OK and where is this mythical fluffing fairy? I am getting use to ducking and diving when the BF is prowling round. With clothes on is great, but without - no thank you. Got ScarGuard today so see if that can calm down the LH. Doc said its the internal stitches under the scar line that is making it all bumpy still, its not kelloid.

Forgot to mention quite a few of my teeth started playing up week 2 post op, was wondering what on earth the dental bill would be as I have to pay 100%. They felt sensative and wobbly - I have a lot of implants (LOL - dental ones this time) But good news this week they have stopped hurting, so could well be a post-op reaction.

I started scratching like mad last week. First under my compression bra, then under my arms and stomach..finally the soles of my feet and palms of my hands are really going crazy. Doc said it could be post anesetic reaction as the body sometime goes acidic (NOT the stomach going acid) he advised getting some PH balancing suppliments. Fingers crossed that will kick in soon. Also my back was quite uncomfortable and visited my back lady yesterday. She said my spine had gone a bit "out" - and that could also be due to anesetic (total relaxation of the spine) and did some minor clicks then I felt great again. Now I am striding round town shoulders back head up and blokes are whistling me! God knows why we paid to get those stupid plastic balls inserted in our bodies thinking we'd get some male attention - when what they like best is a positive woman with a bit of joi- de-vivre!