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The latest Axe commercial targeted toward men...
MMakeoverSeptember 29, 2013
$14,200
The latest Axe commercial targeted toward men wanting to smell/look good for women is right: Women are getting hotter. . . including women with children.
Modern-day-Mommies--especially those in Los Angeles, Manhattan, Miami, or anywhere else they have/will have RealHousewives--are an entirely new breed of Moms. These are not my mom's generation of moms. Today's Moms are MILFs.
After seeing the results of amazing mommy makeovers at my sons' schools and among my network of friends, I have *finally* decided to restore my post-babies/post-breastfeeding body to its 'dating-phase' physique.
When my husband first met me, I was firm and petite (5'3, 110lbs) with perky 32DDs. I had an hourglass figure (waist was 10" smaller than both my breasts and hips). My husband was a very happy camper. And then the babies came...
Here's the equation:
Gained approx 70lbs per pregnancy
+ breastfed babies for 1+yr
= 90yr old wrinkled, saggy tummy skin and totally deflated C-cup, rocks-in-tube-socks breasts.
Consulted w 3 surgeons: Beverly Hills surgeon to A-listers; TV-celebrity surgeon; and Dr. Craft, who came **highly** recommended by a friend.
I chose Dr. Craft.
...Will post more later... Mommy-duty calls. . .
Modern-day-Mommies--especially those in Los Angeles, Manhattan, Miami, or anywhere else they have/will have RealHousewives--are an entirely new breed of Moms. These are not my mom's generation of moms. Today's Moms are MILFs.
After seeing the results of amazing mommy makeovers at my sons' schools and among my network of friends, I have *finally* decided to restore my post-babies/post-breastfeeding body to its 'dating-phase' physique.
When my husband first met me, I was firm and petite (5'3, 110lbs) with perky 32DDs. I had an hourglass figure (waist was 10" smaller than both my breasts and hips). My husband was a very happy camper. And then the babies came...
Here's the equation:
Gained approx 70lbs per pregnancy
+ breastfed babies for 1+yr
= 90yr old wrinkled, saggy tummy skin and totally deflated C-cup, rocks-in-tube-socks breasts.
Consulted w 3 surgeons: Beverly Hills surgeon to A-listers; TV-celebrity surgeon; and Dr. Craft, who came **highly** recommended by a friend.
I chose Dr. Craft.
...Will post more later... Mommy-duty calls. . .
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UPDATED FROM MMakeover
3 days pre
Week of Surgery=Doubts, Anxiety, Fears...and Pre-Surgery-Regret?
MMakeoverSeptember 30, 2013
My husband tries to be super sweet by **insisting** I not clean during the weekend. He also insists he cooks at least breakfast and sometimes more.
Not to sound miserable and ungrateful--I absolutely appreciate the sentiment--but (cringe) the Monday-aftermath is torture (splattered grease, burnt-cooktop, piles of pots/pans/dishes, etc).
After only **2-days** of him being "Mommy's Helper", it takes me **hours** to just clean the kitchen. There are also loads of post-weekend pool/beach towels/clothes/swimsuits; and 3:4 bathrooms *implode* (no joke) after our weekend pool/beach/park outing.
Our home is going to be destroyed by the time I recover!
....but that's the Easy-Mac-and-Cheese fear...
The other fears are full-blown Boogie Monsters lurking in the dark corners of my thoughts.
My top Monster Fears:
1.) What if I become the 'scary statistic'? The idea of dying while my kids are still in elementary school makes me sick to my stomach with guilt and physically ill.
Not to sound miserable and ungrateful--I absolutely appreciate the sentiment--but (cringe) the Monday-aftermath is torture (splattered grease, burnt-cooktop, piles of pots/pans/dishes, etc).
After only **2-days** of him being "Mommy's Helper", it takes me **hours** to just clean the kitchen. There are also loads of post-weekend pool/beach towels/clothes/swimsuits; and 3:4 bathrooms *implode* (no joke) after our weekend pool/beach/park outing.
Our home is going to be destroyed by the time I recover!
....but that's the Easy-Mac-and-Cheese fear...
The other fears are full-blown Boogie Monsters lurking in the dark corners of my thoughts.
My top Monster Fears:
1.) What if I become the 'scary statistic'? The idea of dying while my kids are still in elementary school makes me sick to my stomach with guilt and physically ill.
You crack me up! Thanks for sharing with us, I hope you keep us posted on your journey. Here are a couple forum links that might be of interest:
Supplies to get before your Mommy Makeover
What to expect: the first 3 days post-op