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I Am a 25 Year Old Hispanic Girl with No Curves - Miami, FL

UPDATED FROM Miamibabe2016
1 month post

Miriam Landfrod it just gets better and better.

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Miamibabe2016
$4,400
Okay so I was scrolling on to the recovey house from made for assisting girls like me get a recovery home. I posted my review warning girls about going there. Next thing you know I get on again being in class all day I get bored so I'm in it just too see. Boom! I see Miriam posting three reviews two that got deleted. The only one I can see is her saying that she's suing me becuse I have discredited her license and blah blah oh wait the best part saying she forgave me for "physically attackeing her" this lady man she is out of line. So I quickly add a comment. Actually why don't you guys see it for your self. @magnificentme Recovery houses in Miami, you'll prob need to scroll and read a lot but it's a good read. Anyways I respond to her and I say true facts unlike her. Next I screen shoot to one of these girls that was in recovey with me. She gets on and states her facts then I'm assuming Miriam's circus is receiving these notifications her son Gregson takes the unprofessionalsim to a lower degree and sends me these messages. Ladies this family is out of control. I can not imagine how a whole family can be okay with the way she treats her clients and totally Brian washed. Anyway by this time I've had evough and I tell him if you continue to message me and harass me about a f*cking real comment I will report this bogeys claim. I'm so tired of this like honestly I'm here to help the girls not go through the sh*t show I went throw with her. And what bothers me the post is all those freaking good reviews where all fake and all those girls saying they love her are fake too. She has all her kids make fake profile and talk all these lies. And if one or two happen to be real it's prob because she just did a message on them and then got to go home to here family. If you stay there she is a totally f*cking monster. Anyways here and the screen shots of one of her sons. Just so you guys can see the madness. I've heard this before, that when someone talks to much about god like a lot is becuse they use him and a word crutch to sound like a good person. So please see for your self. It's very hard for me to believe they use Gods name like this. Ugh

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M
April 12, 2016
@LovenLight2016
@NewYear_NewLife2016
@FutureOrtegadoll
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N
April 12, 2016
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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M
April 12, 2016
I know right! Like how do you think this is okay?
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N
April 12, 2016
Don't entertain them anymore. You already told him to stop contacting you and if anyone else tell you the send you something you told her son. And they continue you know what to do.
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M
April 12, 2016
I'm sure they won't message me lol what else can they say lol. You are right!
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N
April 12, 2016
I hope not.
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N
April 12, 2016
They will probably find something, but off to something important your body looks nice.
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M
April 12, 2016
Yeah you are right! They are out of their minds. But on to more pressing matters lol... Thank you I need to post more pics lol everything is healing very nicely.
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N
April 12, 2016
Who did you go to? I need to looking for a doctor
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M
April 12, 2016
Lagrasso!
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April 12, 2016
Is this the Marian from Medical Massage Professionals?
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M
April 12, 2016
It's Miriam Landford she had a " recovery house and a spa " def not spa at all but that's her name if her company not sure what medical massage professional you are referring to.
UPDATED FROM Miamibabe2016
16 days post

17 days post op.

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Miamibabe2016
I made it to two weeks! I feel great drians came out in Sunday. Flew to Sandiego to vist friends from before I start school on Monday. Feeling great!
My measurements are 29.5 waist hips and butt 44. I would love to be 28 waist and 44 hips and butt. That would be my ideal measurements. So far so happy with the results. Also I got the best garments! I searched high and low, I got a full arm and knee length grment in San Diego. It codt me double the price it would of online but i was so desperate for a tight one and the one I had order wouldn't be coming until Friday (6 days later). Garment totally worth the price. Ice been sleeping in it and I feel nothing! It has a zipper so I can poop and It's open where I can pee. It's fantastic!!

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S
December 13, 2016
What garment is this with the zipper from the front to back to use the bathroom ?
UPDATED FROM Miamibabe2016
10 days post

Miriam Landford

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Miamibabe2016
I wrote a review before, I am now rectifying it because I don't want anyone to go throw what I went throw at her house. Let's start with I have never ever met anyone so manipulative and fake. She talks so nice to you on the phone and makes tells you she is this and that. Later i found out it's all lies and she has zero credentials and then you witness her unprofessionalism two days in and progressively gets worst! She is the biggest crap talker I've met. Not once can she say something nice about someone or take responsibility for her actions. She says she charges 250 a day but is willing to give you a discount but she then holds over your head the whole time you are there. She claims she gives you food all day long but give you food when she pleases and at inconsistent hours. When you do ask for it because you can't take the hunger she gets mad. I apologize but If I paid you a wapping 1600 for 10 days you should cook for me at specific hours and not complain about it. She once had the odasity to say sometimes "my kids don't eat because my patients eat". What the heck is wrong with that comment?! Well let's break it down. Her kids are full gown. I'm sure they can fend for themselves. Oh and most importantly we pay you, crazy pants! Her meals consist of: The morning; two eggs and hot chocolate (sugar). Afternoon; soup, three crackers (she asks two or three crackers lol) and a sugary fruit drink. Dinner; white rice and some kind of meat or a tuna caned sandwich. Her food is cheap form cheap stores and basically minimI. I will say this it's not bad tasting I did enjoy the cup size meals but I know it was low quality and was starving all day. I bought myself jello thanks to a girl that was a three days before me and felt with her abuse. She told me be ready not to eat, and mentioned get jello now that she's being nice to you. Thank god for her! I bet she had it worst then I did poor girl! I didn't believe her, oh boy was i wrong. Then there is the rooms, if you stay with her be prepared not to have a so called "private room" there is no privacy she come in as she pleases ZERO manners. You leave any light on she wants to charge you for the bill. She makes you move from room to room, I moved three times. The reason why she dose that is because she likes cramming ppl so she can get the big bucks for her not so big service. For example the day I came in she gave me the "suite" it's a waking closet in her room lol. Then the day of my surgery she moved me to makeshift room in the kitchen with walls not touching to sealing and a plastic door. I was cold the whole time because she gives you half a blanket that dose not go over you at all. She dose not keep you warm she claims its because you can get a infections if you are warm. Okay, I get it but I was freezing all day and night. You sleep on plastic on plastic the pillows suck so bad my back hurt more then my surgery. Then when you stop being "gross" she moves you again to the "suite" and puts white sheets and tells you don't get them dirty. If you do she will charge 50 bucks. She never knocks which drove me insane, she dose not care if you are sleeping she will wake you up to feed you when it's convient for her. She's incredibly incinerated it's disgusting. All she dose is complain and complain about everything and everyone how everyone played her wrong. Lord I couldn't hear it anymore. I'm beyond happy im out. Let me tell you how mad things got. A girl could not longer take her abuse and her bullcrap excuses. She left and then Miriam somehow thought it would be wise to blame me because I was helping her and the girl told her I was not a nurse she did not pay me she paid her. Which is all true! I am not a nurse I am a paying patient that is just too nice. I respond saying I thought her comment was rude and she should lean to take responsibility for her actions. Then she continued to spite lies lies and lies that that never happens. BS with capital letters! She is never home and when she is she's making your life impossible with her attitude oh and another thing beware she dose not speak she YELLS. She's always yelling none stop. There is no peace in that place. Don't be scammed like I was. Miriam please do the world a favor quit your recovery home. You have a delusional reality and you need psychiatric help. Also you are not a doctor and never were. You are not a nurse. Please come down to earth.


I met 5 other girls in my time in hell and they all had an awful experience and feel ill about her. Save money and peace of mind. Hire a private nurse for 3 days to 5 you should good. Zero stress zero complaining.

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D
March 20, 2016
Sorry for your experience hun! I did talk to her about possible staying with her but got a real bad vibe and ended up choosing miami escape. Great to share experiences so other girls don't have to go through bad ones.
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M
March 24, 2016
I'm glad you didn't! She fooled me big time! good luck with your surgery!!!
D
March 24, 2016
Thank you so much! And you as well with your recovery!!
B
May 11, 2016
Wow I was about to book her for 6 days tommorow and she was going to let me and my mom and my grandma stay at her place and "suite"...wow I can't believe this is all true.
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M
August 29, 2016
Did you find another recovery? I'm sorry I hadn't logged in here.
L
July 25, 2016
Wow sorry for your experience what recovery house was this so I know not to go there? And how are your results now cause I plan on going to your same Doctor next mth