Tummy tuck and breast lift...Measured my scar 63cms! Brisbane, Australia

*sneaks in to the review*

Okay.. so my excuse is...

a. I was abducted by Aliens,
b. I suffered short memory loss and forgot i'd been updating on this site.
c. I have been stupidly busy living a hedonistic life and haven't updated.

Please pick which one best suits you! ...

Okay I am sorry i've not updated for a while.. I remember pre surgery this was so important to me and I lived on this site nearly 24/7.

So a quick update...

I'm now 3 months post op as as Friday the 13th... (read what you will into that one!!!), and I feel great.

I've been stuggling with my weight but am winning the battle.. I went on holidays and ate like an Oompa loompa on crack... however I am back on my diet program and its coming off well.

I'm in a bit of trouble with my surgeon as i've had to cancel my last two check ups as I've been out of the country on business, but at the last one, (which iwas at 6 weeks i think) all was well.

My surgeon commented that he thought my scar was a bit crooked and he'd fix that after 6 months.. but honestly!!! he must be a perfectionist.. as i don't really care!! its not like i'm flashing my scar to anyone!

I have flat stomach and great titts.. what more can a girl ask for (besides tall dark rich and handsome right ladies?).

You'll all be pleased to know.. well probalby my neighbours are more pleased... that my brain is now functioning correctly and no more water issues at my apartment.

I wore my bikini a few weeks ago on holiday and felt amazing.. and i went snorkelling and spent days by the pool drinking pina coladas in my bikini!!! Something i never would have done before!!!

Yes my scar is at its reddst and ugliest its been... but honestly.. it does not bother me.. my flabby tummy bothered me MUCH more than a scar i can easily hide!

I'm still unsure if I want implants or not and I'll wait until i hit the 6 month mark to decide... i do love them though and i'm not embarrassed at all to flash them.. the scars on them are soooooo soooo fine.. im really impressed with them.

A friend of mine when under the knife yesterday for her TT with my surgoen.. so far she's amazed how flat she is!!! keeps txting me saying she's concave!!!

I'm currently overseas working but as soon as i get home, i'll post some more pics.. I promise..

and a HUGE thank you to those that keep popping in and reading my ramblingsor asking after me.. its lovely to know stangers care!!!!

i'll update pics in the next 2 weeks!!!

Ciao for now!

4 weeks today! 9.30pm

This time 4 weeks ago I was laying on the operating table, and my PS was doing his final bits.

life is Super insanely busy!

Had pranic healing session today but walked in to see her in a big ball of anger.

Bad dreams put me in a bad mood, in no particular order.. dream 1. My BF puts me on stage and has advertised me as someone who will speak to the dead, but I don't want to do it so i'm mad about it.. Dream 2. MY stupid BF bogs the car 4wdriving. Dream 3. go to PS, he takes the tape off my left breast and it opens and its in half, and its actually sausage meat.. and i'm mad he made me a sausage breast. .. Now.. that dream I put down to this... yesterday I was naughty and didn't wear a bra all day. I was just so sick of it so I was a hippy and went braless all day!!!.....

then idiot drivers on the road annoyed me more. The sudden onset of foul mouthed tourettes syndrome I have developed has now transferred to road obscenities!

My pranic healer tells me i need to let go of my anger at small things. PFFFFFt fine give me valium! .. however, after the session I was all peace love and light.. and dimwitted. got lost going to my office thanks to the *&&^^^%&### that stole my GPS and quite possibly my post surgery vagueness!

Then I had a lymphatic massage as many suggest on this site! she was brilliant, said i wasn't in too bad nick considering my surgery, which was great to hear, not sure if it was mind over matter but the swelling felt better afterwards!

Then I had to see the butt surgeon. I don't know what it is about that man but he rubs me the wrong way.... he told me I need new undies!! I mean who says that!! my reply "can't afford them, your bill is too high".. mongrel he is.. fine, i was wearing my doggiest undies but I'm not out to impress him!! i'm all about comfort not impressing an odd butt doctor that wears a bow tie!!!!

anyway my butt is all fine and I don't have to see him again... I wanted to say "don't worry i won't let the door hit my arse on the way out" but decided to be nice...

In other breaking news.. i have a dilemma. Dr hottie called again today ... he asked me to be on his new website :-).. but here's the deal... I didn't lose my weight with my lap band :-(, i lost it on a program called Cohens. but its Dr hottie :-).. but its not the right thing to do :-(.. but its dr hottie :-)).. my pranic healer says its not the right thing to do karmically ......but ITS DR HOTTIE AND HE WANTS ME OT FEATURE ON HIS WEBSITE.

BF says not the right thing to do.. what would he know. he can't even find the vacuum cleaner!

OH, now down to the more important stuff. .. healing is going magically ... i wish i could get a better handle on my eating... but hey... tomorrow is a new day right?

Tape is driving me mad.. and I can't wait to see my scars!! hopefully i get to see them next week at my next post op appointment, it will be 5 weeks!

Thats about it!

Happy healing everyone!

Day 14,568... yes thats what it feels like!

Luncheon yesterday went well. However I was forced to drink several glasses of Veuve champagne. At gunpoint. And that's the story I'm sticking too!.

Showed my girlfriend my boobs and said "aren't they so small" she thinks they are huge. I'm still very confused!

My mons pubis (seriously, who sits around and names such things this!!.. mind you when i learnt we have a thing inside of us called "the pouch of douglas" i wanted to punch out douglas.. but thats another story!)... is HUGE. its just stupid.

I went shopping today with my mum and got a new tight black dress, thats made out of that floppy material and I swear to god my Ken Doll appendage sticks out more than my boobs! My mum said I was delusional when I said this and offered me xanax to calm me down..... gotta love a drug pushing mother, I think she was a mob boss in a former life.....

Here are a few things I'm over...

1., My mons pubis (stupid word)
2. My surgical bra.. i mean really!! do i HAVE to wear this thing for another 3 weeks??????
3. My mons pubis (still a stupid word)
4. My back pain after a few hours of shopping
5. My mons pubis
6. My barrell/ompa loompa look i achieve by the end of th day.
7. My mons pubis.

now something that is amusing me.. is I have really turned into a flasher. has anyone else done this? I will show anyone my boobs who asks. I have to get over this obsession. Its getting creepy. That and I have named the baby kookaburra's i hand feed everyday.

I don't want to become known as the crazy bird lady who flashes people. That'd just ruin my drug pushing mother's day!

Heres' things I'm seriously deliriously happy about..

1. My recovery has been pretty much pain free and I'm not even 4 weeks out.
2. I look hot. Well, in ompa loompa land and ken doll land.. i'm a hottie!
3. My family and friends have been amazingly supportive. Hell even my nosy neighbours have been amazing, even when they thought they should build an arc and get 2 of each animal settled in with the flooding I was causing.
4. My domestically challenged BF knows where the vacuum cleaner is kept, and has learnt the power of my potty mouth (and I think is secretly scared)
5. My scars are low and amazing.. even though I still have the original tape on and have't actually seen it.. i just know it will be perfect.
6. The hot surgeon that replaced my lap band port for a low profile port, called and wants to see me. He says its to ensure the port is healing well. yeah.. can't fool me.. he wants to check me outttt *snap* (yep delusional but hey..one can dream right?)
7. I used to have a cake top (muffin top was just too small an now its gone.
8. report steps 1 to 7.

Happy healing everyone!!!