What Surgical Procedures Will Correct Weird Shaped Breasts?

Dear Anonomous Girl,
By your description you have what is referred to as a tuberous or constricted breast. This is not really all that uncommon and there are surgical procedure that can help improve your shape. This can be done with and without a breast implant.
Your best starting point would be to do a google search on thberous or constricted breasts and see if that matches you.
Your next step will be to meet with a board-certified plastic surgeon close to you who can examine you and review the options available to you.
I wish you well.
Dr Edwards

Dear Anonymous:
This is a common complaint. It sounds like what you have is a breast asymmetry with I think a tubular (or tuberous meaning potato, but everyone hates that terminology) breast deformity.
With a tubular deformity the breasts have a very tight inframammary crease and the nipple areolar complex may be very protruding. In some cases the breast almost has a tightness all around the base of the breast. This is often treated by doing internal work on the breast, and placing an implant. Most of the time a peri-areolar breast lift is performed at the same time. It does take time for the breast to settle and touch ups are common.
As far as the asymmetry all this means is that you may need different procedures on the 2 breasts. One may need a lift plus implant one may need only an implant.
Seek a doctor with experience in this type of surgery. You are located in Dallas and there are many fine surgeons in Dallas with a great deal of experience in this type of surgery. Go on several consults before you decide on one.
I wish you good luck should you go ahead with surgery.