Location: South Australia
Member since 9/6/2013


  • 15 total posts
  • 2 reviews

Reviews & Stories

Death to the Turtle Lip! (Fat Transfer to Lip) - Australia, AU.

Hello my fellow ninja turtles (those whom read my last review, racooned brotherins')So, I inherited my mums wonderful bottom lip...and my dads non-existent top lip. I always wanted a top lip I could kiss boys with since I was 13 (didn't have my first kiss till I was almost 18)So I just wanted sexy kissable lips, that I could put red lipstick on without looking Like I sucked a lemon...... READ MORE

Lets Get Rid of These Mutha's! (Dark Circles) - Australia, AU.

I was born with (100% hereditary dark circles) Sick of the Comments and the assumptions people make with them in my small life. (stoner, ill, anemic, smoker, tired) Now 23, I've decided to do something about it...... ""I'm going to get straight to the procedure and recovery on this review. as myself didn't find much information on the internet covering hereditary dark circles so if this helps... READ MORE

Recent comments from sexualchocolate

Newmeaug13, wow! you posted on my review...I says to my mum. check this girl out, she's 50 and look at her what!!!! am impressed! that's impressive work! But the genetics have always been there, you are an attractive woman.... READ COMMENT

What and that's you??? what a babe! oh you are so like my mum! my mum is turning 50 next week and I envy her genetics, she still has not one wrinkle, doesn't suffer with adult acne, has stunning lips,, amazing cheekbones, perfect nose,... READ COMMENT

...and I just realised that actually sounds wayyy dirtier than intended. READ COMMENT

Yeah sure I'll post some tonight, truth is. if your 50+ or a previous smoker. I really doubt the fat is going to have the same staying power 12 months on. in comparison to someone in their teens or 20's. But nope, nothings really... READ COMMENT

...Just worked out I'm allergic to brazil nuts, Got bitten by a tick, had an allergic reaction to a facial? It's a thyroid problem? READ COMMENT