It's Really Going To Happen! - Miami, FL

Hey Ladies,

So my Vedettes arrived yesterday and I opened the packaging and took one out and immediately said to myself WTF????
I am truly convinced that my super skinny alter ego Kelly placed that order for the Medium sized vedettes I received!!! The real me hasn't been a damn Medium since Middle school!!! Like what the hell was she thinking???
I must've either been half asleep when looking at the sizing chart or I just ordered according to my Wish weight!!! Cause I damn sure am not a medium!!! Lmfao... Struggle pictures included!!!
Needless to say I'll be returning them for an XL!!! And a part of me thinks that even that will be too damn small... I'll get an XXL! At least that way I can have it taken in if needed! Smdh... I can't stand Kelly's skinny ass!!!!

I had my heart set on recovering with Moni from the very beginning of this journey but she was booked for the dates I needed! But fortunately I found Keyla and she's a bit cheaper! She's only $130 a night (Moni is $200), massages are $45 and I plan on getting 4 (Moni only provided 2) , she only makes 1 meal per day but each additional meal is only $7 or $6! She says she also washes garments, makes store runs, and helps you shower! So I'm happy... I initially panicked cause I hear so many horror stories with these RH! But everything happens for a reason!

I spoke with Moni back in September regarding a place to stay in February she told me she only booked rooms two months out! So I called today (two months in advance) and she says she's booked!!!! So now it's back to the drawing board, I'm now looking into Keylas recovery home! I've come across her name a few times in your reviews but any input would be great!!!

Thanks Dolls, Until Next Time!