Slayage 2018 coming up!!!!!

So I haven’t posted here in ages...mainly because I don’t want to do all this damn typing lol. Ok so a week after SX I knew I wasn’t completely satisfied with my results. But you know they keep telling you to wait 6 months blah blah blah and you’ll see your real results. But I knew already I wanted a damn revision. First off...I still had fat in my upper back...like he didn’t even touch it. Then I still had the flat spot under my left butt cheek...and my left side of lipo was not even with my right...I still had mad fat there. But whatever...I’ll wait the 6 months is what I would tell them every time they called to check on me. Well let’s fast forward and now Valls license has been suspended and that about a [RS bleep]!!! So I asked them what is the policy because I’ve been telling y’all I’m not happy and I want a revision when it’s time. So ole girl tells me to send in pics and if I qualify for a revision another doc can do it but just have to pay a little more..ok cool. So I sent in my pics and this [RS bleep] tells me that the doctor says I need a TT and my bbl results are great (insert cracking up emojis) [RS bleep] WHAT!!!!! First off how tf is a TT going to fix my ass?!?! I’m still not going to have the hips I asked for and the spot will still be under my damn butt cheek and it will still not be rounded out how I want..etc etc. Well let’s just say I cursed her out because at that point I was pissed off. Now don’t get me wrong Valls did give me more booty than I had but not wtf I wanted. This was Sept when I sent in my pics. At that point let’s just say I went through a little depression and started staying in bed feeling sorry for myself and gaining weight. I didn’t want to have to pay for a whole round 2 I just wanted a revision little fuckers. This is the last review I will do on this round...round 2 has been scheduled and I’ll start a new review on who I chose. I’ll also try to stay more active on here. I just hate doing all this got damn typing.

I haven’t posted because I haven’t felt like typing. Surgery went well...no complications. I got to Jolie at 10:45 (time of arrival was 11) sat in the waiting area for [RS bleep] ever! It was so annoying...mainly because I just wanted to be in a room by myself...not being asked questions by other girls waiting in the room also. Yare got them to bring me my drug test because I already pee’d once and i had to eye again and I was working with limited pee lol. I held onto my pee for about 35 mins before someone came to pick it up. I was finally called back into the pre op room at 1:30. The lady asked me questions and took my BP. The first time she took it it was a little high and she asked me was I hypertension..I said no..my BP is always good. I told her that the cuff ad cut off my circulation and my hand turned blue...plus I had my feet crossed. So she was like ok..I’m going to take it again. And she placed it on my left arm and it was my normal BP. She was like ok that makes me happy lol. At this point...I was very proud of myself lol because I had no nerves...I was great. She took my before pics and left. I had my charger and a backup charger so I was ready for a long wait lol. I started up my Netflix and began watching 7 seconds. At 2:44 Dr Valls came in...went over my labs and marked me up. I told him again..that I wanted a big booty...not a blacc chyna booty but a big one to match me...I need my indent under my left buttt cheek fixed and i need some hips. Then he left...and once again I realized my dumb ass forgot to show him my pics I photoshopped of myself (FACE PALM). At 3:00 the anesthesiologist came in...he was really sweet and cute lol. He asked me questions...and I asked him if Dr Valls would be in the room before I’m put to sleep because I forgot to tell him to be aggressive lol. I basically forgot everything y’all. He told me that thats the reason ppl come to South Florida because they are aggressive and he will be as aggressive as he can be while keeping me safe. Then I told him I had a concern and he asked was it me waking up in SX..I said uummm no..Ive been put to sleep twice before..I’m good. I told him my concern was..that I have been so calm cool and collected this whole journey..I feel I may freak out when he straps my arms down because I’m slightly claustrophobic...he chuckled and said ok how about this..I wont strap you down until you’re under...is that a plan? I said yes,...thats good with me lol. He told me it shouldn’t be long...they are preparing the room now and he left. He came back in at 3:15 and started my IV. I was so excited y’all lol. Then he came back at 3:37 and said “its your time to shine” lol and we walked to the OR. I was still excited...no nerves...passed Dr V in the hallway and he was smiling and gave me the thumbs up. We walked in and I’m still cool..I was like I’m so proud of myself. I hopped on the table and he told me i would feel a sting...ummm that [RS bleep] hurt lol and I told him that. He said well if that hurt then this is really going to hurt because that’s what i give you so this doesn’t sting...he did what he does and that [RS bleep] hurt too lol...mainly because at this point I haven’t had water since 10:30 pm. So my veins were super small. He said inn about 10 seconds you wont feel anything..I said well its been 10 seconds and I’m stil awake. He said well in 5 seconds...and I cut him off and was like I wont feel anything because I’m going under...and I was out. I woke up taking in a gasp of air....to 3 voices yelling at me to turn ove (which irritated tf out of me). I was trying to breathe and i was super super cold...my teeth were chattering uncontrollably. They tried to put the mask on me and i was shaking my head telling them no..it will make it worst. She told me to control my breathing..so after a few I got my breathing under control and finally turned over on my stomach BY MYSELF..they didn’t help at all (fuckers). I couldn’t stop shaking....I was beyond cold...then they told me my ride was here (Yare) and i needed to get in the chair. I thought I was only in the recovery area for 1/2 an hour but Yare said it was a hour and a 1/2. I got rolled to her car at 7:29. So I got out of SX at 6 pm. So I’m officially 10 days PO at 6 tonight. The car ride was bumpy and it hurt lol. I was in so much pain and was still super cold. We got to the house and she asked if i wanted to call my husband and I looked at the phone and said [RS bleep] that [RS bleep]. They helped me in the bed....gave me meds (i think) its a little blurry lol. They took. My temp because I kept saying I was cold...it was 94.5. Yare said ok..we have to get her temp up NOW! So they put a heating pad and mad covers on me...I think she put the red light on me also (blurry lol) but the next time she checked my temp it was 98. I was in sooooooooo much pain. I could tell he was really aggressive on my back rolls OMG and my ass hurt lol. My phone kept going off non stop lol. No one knew if I was alive or not lol..except my mom and husband because Yare text them. I didn’t feel like texting my husband nor my mom until Wednesday night and it was short and sweet. I was in pain and I was irritated with everyone. The drain was the worst. I hated it. My elbow are hurting so I’m ending it here. I’ll update it tomorrow lol.

So today has kind of been a blur lol...it seemed like everything was happening so fast from the moment that Yare picked me up. We went straight to Jolie (its a lot smaller than i thought it was going to be) went up to the front desk and she took my ID and copied it. Then we sat down and waited for about 10-15 mins (it was A LOT of ppl there for pre op today) then they called my name...I went in the back and she gave me my chart with hella paperwork in it (they had put too double sets in there by mistake). I filled out about 4 pages and then the assistant called me in the room and DR VALLS was in there...i totally expected to not see him until tomorrow like they usuallly do. But nope he was THERE i got so happy lmao. He tried to shake my hand and I was like uuummmm no i need a hug...because you’re about to change this body lol. So he asked me the usual questions he asks....then he marked on the paper of where he will take all the fat from as where he will inject it. I told him about my hip indents and the dent on my lower left butt cheek. He had me lift up my shirt and told me a may need a TT (which I already knew but I want the BBL first) he told me that I had broken skin (which are the stretch marks) he told me he would get as much fat as he can. He was really sweet y’all! Tomorrow I will show him sone pics I photoshopped of myself so he can get an idea of what I want. When we finished...I went back out to the front to finish the paperwork...paid my $25 for the drug test tomorrow...and got weighed. I was conspitated so I had mad [RS bleep] in me lmao. They told me they would call me with my time. After we left we went to MBC305 andI filled out more paperwork....I’m signing my life away y’all lol. I drank 2 cans of prune juice (didn’t work). After the paperwork with Yare...we went to the Recovery Retreat...it’s such a cute little house. Really inviting. I took my prunelax and within 15 mins I was pooping (praise Jesus) the pooped continued for about 30 mins off and on lol. By that time I was ready to go eat. After eating and coming back “home” I pooped for about 30 more mins lol. Pretty sure I’m empty af right now. We then went to Walmart to get me some sweats to wear home on Sat because she said I couldn’t wear the jegginns I brought lol. Then we went back “home” because I am super tired. Oh I forgot that Cindy called and told me to come in at 11 AM...that made me sad because I wanted to be first lol. I took some Arnicare tablets....showered with dial soap..took out all my piercings and jewelry. Now I’m about to say some prayers and mentally prepare some more for tomorrow. I swear it still doesn’t feel real lol.