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This transformation is a trip

ok here's what happened...last night I was at work an a couple of male coworkers kept trying to put their arm around me while talking in front of the others. Of course I ducked those arms like I was playing limbo...second, one of them finally said something, although of course it was the wrong thing. He said "u know what, when I look at you, I can see in your face that you really wanna kiss me and want me to kiss all on your neck". Excuse me? First of all i never even knew this dude had a voice cuz all he would give was bashful smiles and the "eye", but now he says this? I said, "sir, shut the f up forever cuz u have lost your mind" and I left! Then the car wanted to act up because of course I waited till the last minute to put oil in it! So I waved down a cop who was already staring anyway an asked him to help me figure out how to check the oil because the car configuration is different in a Benz and I don't know what to do with this thing. He comes over and says look down there, so I naively lean over an start looking for the stick I thought he was pointing to but didn't see a stick, so I said "u said down here right?" I turned around while he was saying "ummhumm" only he was starting at my ass like he was enjoying the view an didn't here me say nothing else so I said "mannnnn goodbye, u ain't [RS bleep]", an he laughed and said "naw I really don't know anything about cars, sorry" and left. Mind u, my inspection sticker is bad cuz I forgot about that too and he didn't give a dam anyway---the sticker says August lol but I guess he couldn't see that either. Then the girl at McDonald's on my way home this morning (I work overnights), she fixed me a coffee and when I went to taste it while waiting on my sausage biscuit, she said all seductive, "does it taste good?" She was cute but I ain't gay and I was confused about her actions but I said "ummmm I guess so?" And she said "that's what i wanna hear" and winked and gave me 2 biscuits and 2 hash browns and I hauled ass. So I just wanted to give a shout out to Dr Ortega, cuz he must've did the damn thang! Sometimes I can't see what others see right now but it must look great because as weird as my life was before this whole thing, it just got even more weird lol soon after I heal maybe I can stand up straight an walk like a boss and see what that does, but right now, things are a little crazy even while walking like a sore giraffe because my ass is still heavy as steel lol now I'm going to go to bed and think about what I've done to myself and piece this altogether... Until next time ya'll! Have a good day!

The questions!!

So it's going around at my school and jobs that I went and got a tummy tuck, fake boons and artificial hips and butt. LOLOL at first I was like dayuuummmm that means I must look good as [RS bleep]!! But when I started getting questioned today by the president of my school and assistant DON of my school and jobs on why I gotta sit on this and that and why I can't do this an that, and what kind of surgery did I have and why I'm refusing to tell anyone what surgery I had and are my hips and ass real and are my boobs fake and did I get a tummy tuck or did I have a baby because my hips have widened out----it's annoying. I dodnt get any of he things they talking about, didn't have no baby and the way people were hating before I had my second baby, it has increased times a million. I feel like I'm a celebrity and the press and media are annoying me! Geesh! The women are questioning me so bad about my hind parts that it's strange! The men acted soooo intimidated before all this and now they r acting even MORE intimidated. All I see are eyeballs and get nothing but silence from them when I walk past. They drop their [RS bleep] all over the ground, get slapped by their woman for staring, a few men almost walked into a whole door and got into a car accident from looking but I don't ever here their voice! Unless they ARE trying to speak but the women are drowning them out, I don't know. Lol I'm confused. And for my own man, we can't have sex yet and IF I do later on, it won't be until I get some more birth control first because I know his plans. I ain't letting him spoil this body right now either! Lol but through all these weird feelings I'm having, I still have to say that I am very happy. I even want to waist train to make it look more intense! Somebody please have a heart attack when looking at me lol made my self esteem increase a whole lot. Made me wanna try to wear this expensive ass makeup I bought an never cracked open. I'm about to just see how good I can really look overall. I just wish I didn't do this transformation while still in school but I didn't expect to still have to be in school this long so I can't really enjoy my healing process. But it is what it is. I'm still not telling anyone what I did. I'll let em all burst a vein trying to figure it out before I Ever tell those noseys. LOL

4 weeks and 5 days post op today

The itching is starting to ease up, I went down in size a lot but I still like what I see so far and I know I'm still healing and changing..still wearing my garment all day and night and have been wearing my waist trainer over top of it for 4 days now. Can't wait to start exercising and Back at work now but still don't sit or lay on my butt or hips. Have to start eating healthier and drinking more water again because been slipping with that for a week now but it's that time of the month so maybe that's the reason

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Board Certified Plastic Surgeon
51 SW 42nd Ave., Miami, Florida