LET'S GET THIS BODY CHOPPED AND SCREWED!!

This isn't an update of my review and I'm not going to Almonte, but I thought I should let her dolls know. Almonte just posted a scam alert. Apparently someone is scamming girls with a fake email address claiming to be Almonte. So before you guys send your money PLEASE make sure you have the right information. She list her email addresses. I would hate for you dolls to lose your hard earned greenbacks to a shady (----) if you get my drift. I joke alot but, I'm very serious!!!

2 episodes on one day...Lord I must be getting excited. Hello Realselfies!!

Okay, normally I'm not one for wish pics. Logically I know everyone's body is different and blah, blah, blah, but if I had to post a pic of what I would like to look like after.........this is it. She is about my height and body build, I think and this would be perfect for me. Oh, the trouble I will get in with that type of package. I need the trouble!!! Girls, if I look like this afterwards, I'm riding every elevator backwards!!

Normally I would never show anyone's face on here but I don't think she would mine. I found her one day snooping through the comments on Instagram. She wasn't in none of the secret groups. She was on a public post, her page was public, all her pics were public with the faces shown. So I came to the conclusion that she wanted to be Instagram famous. I'll help her with that, she can be Realself famous as well. I just wanted to get that out the way before "the witch hunt gang" come my way for exposing the deeply hidden secrets of plastic surgery no one gets...wink, wink. I'm talking about you Delicious and Buffy. Anywho....this is what I want, please serve me azz on a platter. So Dr. Leon vets, question......DO YOU THINK HE CAN GIVE ME THIS?

So Realselfies, as promised in this episode I will give you the run down on my doctor. So from the very first email he has been very responsive. I sent him an email and when I tell you he shocked the hell out of me when he called. I was sitting in my living room that evening with my boo boo and BAM...the phone call. Ya'll why I grabbed my phone and went outside on the patio like I was engaging in Adultery!!! I laid back on my recliner and propped my legs up and was giggling. Ya'll I swear you would have thought I was plotting like Me and Mrs. Jones. Anyway, he went over my pics and I'm so proud of him for keeping his composure with I told him my belly looked like a frowning emoji....he giggled though. But, this is why I chose him, when all others were insisting I do a full Tummy Tuck, which I considered, Dr. Leon specifically said..."you may not need it and because you don't have any children, I will not put you through that". He decided that a mini tuck may be better "for me". He did tell me that I may not be as flat as some but I'm okay with that. Here's why, I can always get additional lipo on my stomach. I could find a doctor in my area to do just the lipo. Why, because I will already have the great foundation to work with provided my Dr. Leon. He also mentioned giving me hips to round out my shape before I even brought it up....so that's that. Plus he comes highly recommended, Hey Kiki!! Dr. Leon it is!!! I'll update soon...real soon...LOL. Until the next episode ladies!!