Zerona DOES NOT Work!
This treatment is a scam. It does not work and I...
This treatment is a scam. It does not work and I am very upset that I have given away $3000.
First off, you should never agree to a treatment when the first thing they have you do is sign a waiver stating they don't guarantee any results. If it worked they would never have to have you sign something like that. For thousands of dollars you should get something for your money.
My treatment consisted of 10 treatments that lasted 40 min (20 min front and back). I lost absolutely nothing in my measurements. I did everything required, drinking the water, doing the detox drinks, and foot bath detox. Even did the required exercise. DO NOT throw your money away on this treatment.
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JS
Why not pay $250 or whateber for each one and then if it doesn' work for you or you see no results you can quit. No, they scam you out of your money and it is just too bad for you. They know there is more chance that it wouldn't work than it would or you wouldn't have to pay ahead.

I understand your point about the guarantee. However this is there way out of not refunding your money. They have given you nothing for you money, and I mean nothing. I also followed all the rules, drank the water, took the pills, no coffee or coke. exercised 4 days a week at the gym like I have for the past 7 years. But the belly fat won't leave. So I trusted these people and paid them $2,500 of which I believe they cheated me out of. If that word wasn't in there they would have to refund your money. So it's not a health care issue, it's a fraud. They promised to reshape your body in 2 weeks they did not.
JS
JS
First of all, Zerona works really well for about 95% of the people. And that is a fact.
What you're saying that the clinic gave out 2 different sets of your measurements does sound like a fraud and no way of doing business.
Another problem, the results from my experience for 6 sessions are very inadequate while doing 12 sessions the results are AMAZING.
I noticed that it usually takes around the 9 sessions mark for the body to really kick out that fat.
Again, your problems seems to be around the specific clinic that you went to and should be addressed against them specifically.
As far as the chiropractor issue, they require quite a bit of education. Not as much as an MD but you don't need to be an MD to perform a laser procedure. Nurses and nurse practitioners perform them everyday in very well respected practices.
I just quoted that directly for my botox and laser hair removal consent forms. I go to a very highly respected and double board certified surgeon's office for these procedures. If you aren't asked to sign this you should run for the hills! They are likely operating a shoddy practice.
The protocol given to me was to cut down on my fat intake, drink 64 ozs. of water a day and take the supplement and get some exercise--like walking. I did dall of the above and worked out 3xs per week consisting of 30 minutes of cardio and strength training. I didn't loose one inch. I think it's very possible your dieting and workout regime is what made you loose your weight--not the Zerona.
I understand your point and most of us would agree with you. However the Zerona is a money making scam. They make you pay up front. Do regular doctor's do that? Would we have to pay for a surgery before you preform it? Plus what they promise you never receive. That's why everyone is upset. Because they lost their money and the people that have it don't care. The people that preform this procedure are not medical doctor's. There is a Zerona on line for sale. So if I bought it and told people how great it works, I could make a lot of money. But i would not do that to hard working people who believe that these people would produce what they promised
.That's the difference.
Irish
Irish
My name is Andrea I'm the office manager at a laser Institute. (For reason stated by our lawyer and this website it is in our best interest not to disclose our exact office location, but I didn't want to hide behind a false name)
We have seen over 2,000 patients between our two clinics and have a 98% satisfaction rate over the last 3 years. As well as an acredited business with the Better Business Bureau. We are in high standings on our local and state boards and have had 100's of people post positive stuff about our results as well as become return patients to further their success. As well as bring family and friends.
We've also been featured on our local news for our outstanding results and patient satisfaction.(which our patients sought out to tell the community about, no one is paid, as that is illegal to do, but we are very blessed to have such wonderful patients)
Here's a little insight about how we handle the procedure.
We give out Zerona's basic rules which are to drink at least 64 ounces of water a day ( which in general most people should do anyways for their overall general health)
We have patients cut out alcohol and caffeine. Reason for this as in any surgery, weight loss procedure, or when working out rigorously those two substances dehydrate you. Not 'can' dehydrate you but WILL so if you want your kindney and liver to be functionally optimally you will need to give up those substances in general. And as seeing those organs are what rid your body of toxins and fat it is needed during this program to quit those substances (and again in general they serve no great health purposes)
Secondly it is Zerona's recommendation to take a Niacin pill. 200 mg. twice a day.NOT a water pill (we've had patients not take them for medical reasons and still lose inches) Niacin is just the vitamin B3. and if you did any research on this a lot of MDs and PCP recommend this daily for many people regardless of a weight loss procedure.
Other than that we recommend for patients to get moderate exercise if they can or wear a compression garment to stimulate the fat cells after the laser session.
As far the basic proticol that pretty much sums it up.
Next when ever we are measuring, as in any field when measuring body mass, are some techinques that help to get accurate results.
- one is to have the person relax their arms and put their backs straight.
(a lot of people are selfconsious while being meausred so it is a tendency to hold in your tummy)
So to get an accurate measurement we have the patient breathe in and let out a big breath to relax the stomach muscles so they arent being held in.
- Also during this time we may have them put their hands out at their sides (airplane wing style) so as to force the patient to be in a relaxed stance and not holding in.
We offer our patients a wide range of other things to do at our office, such as diets/cleanses to help rid the body of any visceral fat around the organs (the laser does not effect this fat, its the fatty tissue around the organs can cause a "pregnant" belly look and very often times is hard)
The laser is designed to go 630 n.m. into the skin so it is only effecting the soft fatty tissue. But we try and be well rounded at our clinc and offer people with different issues different options.
We have a wonderful patient base and have had amazing results. I understand you can not please everyone and that some people feel wronged. I am just stating what we have done in our clinic for years and are very proud to support. There is science behind it, it's been studied and approved. It's used not just in the U.S. but world wide as well.
Everyone has different opinions I'm just stating mine.
Seeing as this is my first time being on here, it will also be my last.
I don't like to dwell on things and live my life worrying about what other people say, but I did want to "clear" my name, because apparently in the past people have felt the need to discredit things I've studied for the past 4 years . (this is called fraudulent misrepresentation - basically talking about someone to discredit them with no proof) and The doctors that have spent their entire adulthoods on researching and offering the best ways to help their patients.
I am not saying anyone is right or wrong. or that anyone is not entitled to their opinion but I wanted to state the facts as they are and not as they have been interpreted.
Money I understand causes strong reactions from people. As it is said for 1000's of years. It is the root of all evil.
I know because like everyone else I earn my way through life. I drive a 15 year old car with over 180,000 miles, I have my own student loans that will take me years to pay off, I also take care of my grandmother and pay for her medical bills and housing bills. Not to mention my own expenses. I save, I pay my debt off and work hard.
What I'm getting at is not everyone "rips" people off, Some of us really believe in helping people and giving them best we have to offer. Some of us don't work 50 + hours a week to have expensive things, but do it because seeing people happy and get healthy and feel better is something we take pride in. It's nice to go to work everyday and regardless of what is out there you still believe in what you do and what you have learned, but most of all getting the fullfillment of seeing someone cry happy tears at the end of the day and being proud of themselves for it, and having helped them get there.
I understand everyone has different experiences in life. and obviously not all positive. But What I did learn from reading these reviews is that I'm glad my life isn't filled with anger, resentment, or hate. Because as I can see it can consume some people. Negative energy feeds off of it's self which I guess why sites like these can become so popular.
I only wrote on here so I could do what any person who has been wronged feels like they should do and that's speak out. But I don't have the time and more so the energy to live a life focused on negative things.
I wish everyone the best of luck in whatever endevours you all encounter and I hope everyone learns something like what I did today.
God Bless and take care
Irish
Also, did they sell you the supplements (B12 shots?) or did the refer you to the healthfood store to purchase them? What type of diet plan did they suggest for you,
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Irish