Permanent eyebrow tattoo removal? (Photo)

I did a permanent eyebrow tattooing today. It looks crazy. They are too dark and thick. I'd like to remove it without going through laser treatments and also ASAP. I'm so embarrassed to leave my house because I look like a clown, they look very unnatural which defeated the purpose of me getting it. If there is anyway I can remove it at home ASAP please help me out. I have a wedding to go to in just a short week. I can't look like a clown in the photos. I work in a busy hospital, enough said.

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