I hate my teeth. I have "fangs" and would love to know options to get the front top row all equal length and smoothed out?

An experienced Cosmetic Dentist might be able to solve your request by simple cosmetic recontouring of your teeth.

those teeth are a little rotated which gives them that fang appearance. But , it would be fairly simple to do a little bonding and some softening of the points to make them look great.