Miriam Landfrod recovery home
- 7 months ago
Okay so where to begin. I had my Brazilian butt lift in March 8. I searched and searched for a recovery home that offered a real nurse. Miriam said she was a real nurse and as a matter of fact a doctor in her country. She told me all these things that sounds legit. She charged 250 but was willing to discount me to 200 a night, with meals, nurse care and transportation. I took the offer because she claimed to be a real nurse and cook real meals. I planned on staying for 9 days. I flew in the 7th of March, I was picked up by her driver ( turns out it was her son) they countiued to charge me $50 form airport to her house. Frist red flag.I showed up and she made me a very very small meal prob the size of 2 year old child's meal. second red flag. During the day all she did was drive around picking things up for the day. she took me with her and started bashing on the girls that were currently under her care. Calling one of them a striper druggie and the other a prostitite. ( total lies. I later see for myself) I think her mission was to separate the house so she is the only " good person" there. Didn't work because the girls and I got very close dispite her efferts, third red flag. I will still naive to think anyone would be so nuts so I stayed. Had my surgery and that's when poop hit the fan. She made everyone cry by yelling at us right after our surgery. Telling us not to get blood anywhere and giving us nothing but plastic to cover ourself. With the AC blowing at full blast. Feeding us soup after soup after soup! Unhealthy meals for a person that lost a lot of blood and fat. Claiming we had to start eating right. Her food comes from discounted stores and all high in hormones and sugar. She would feed us hot chocolate every morning with some small breakfast. Lunch time soup with crackers and a sugary frozen drink. Dinner rice with meat or a tuna sandwich. Things got crazier when a girl lost so much blood is she passing in and out. A REAL nurse would of called an ambulance. Miriam didn't, She refusesd because she was afraid of the medics asking questions. The girl later told me she was begging her to call 911 but Miriam kept spraying alcohol and giving her lemon water. Finally the girl regained strength and called 911 herself. Miriam made her tell the medics she was staying at her "friends house" and walked her half naked outside. It is abvious Miriam as a bogus set up in her house. Later we find out she is not a RN like she says. Evehthing she advertises on her webpage is a lie. 4 girls and I posted a review on her page and she deleted them and now has to aprrove what's she allows. There as some good reviews on her on real self of herb but most of those are girls that have not stayed with her. She had a make shift spa and has little clients that go get lynpayhic treatments and she has then write reviews but they don't stay wit her or see her craziness. Please don't give your money and your health to this nut bag. Go somewhere else and please ask for there credentials. Don't be fooled like I was.