Larger Breasts Without Surgery -- And They're Multi-Purpose!

K. Mathews on 16 Sep 2011 at 9:00am

My friend found this poster in her mother's basement, but no one will admit how it got there. Though it seems likely that this old advertisement is a joke, it looks like the ideal product for women who want larger breasts without resorting to surgery. Plus, who wouldn't want boobs that double as a life preserver?

If only I knew which shops to ask for this product in, I'd be rocking that debutante figure on the regular!