OK BBL SISTAS, TAKE OUT A PEN AND PAD AND TAKE SOME NOTES CUZ THIS ONE IS GONNA BE A REALLY LONG ONE LOL
DAY OF SURGERY:
Woke up at 6:00am and took a nice long shower. I literally scrubbed my body down with dial soap and rinsed and repeated the process about 10 times. Wanted to make sure I was super clean to prevent any infections on the skin. As my body dried – OMG… TALK ABOUT ASHEY AS HELL! LOL that’s how dried out my skin got from the constant washing of the soap. I was gonna do a sugar scrub to exfoliate my entire body the night before but I left my freaking sugar scrub at home. I have lots of spa products because I work in a spa but you can make your own sugar scrub just using sugar and olive oil or any type of oil like baby oil. I would actually do this 2 or 3 days before surgery to slough off the dead skin so you wont look as ashy as I did lol blow dried my hair and had no make-up on. Since my face wasn’t looking too hot without make up, at least my hair looked great! Lol do not use hair products though! I just did a nice blow out on my hair like they do in the salons.
Larry picked me up at 7:00am so I was the first patient of the day. I didn’t have time to go buy a robe so I just wore really baggy sweat pants and a button up shirt. I should have bought a bigger and looser button up shirt because I got lipo on my arms so they had to wrap the compression around my arms and the shirt was hard to get over it. I had my hat and sunglasses on so that did the job of covering my missing eyebrows LMFAO. When I arrived at the facility, nobody was there yet I waited just a few minutes and in came two girls that worked there they opened up the door for me. Let’s just say that the “Blond Crew” at his other office were much nicer and made me feel so much more comfortable. The girls at the surgical office just spoke Spanish to one another and the only time I was spoken to was when I was instructed to take off my clothes and put on the other stuff and when I was taken to the other rooms. They kept speaking to each other in Spanish and I just would have felt a lot better if they were to try to speak to me a little even if they didn’t speak much English. It would have made me less nervous cuz believe me, reality sinks in as soon as you step foot in the center. But you know how you get the feeling when you go get your nails done at the salon and the workers always speak Vietnamese and you feel uncomfortable? But luckily with Spanish they don’t sound like they’re arguing or fighting lmfao Yeah you know what I’m talking about lol even though they weren’t talking about me I just would have felt better if they were to communicate with me some- at least ask how I was doing. Instead I was the one who kept trying to make conversation. Oh yeah, and I hope nobody was offended by the nail salon analogy but that shouldn’t be held against me because I’m Asian myself AND I do nails lmfao. But I am not Vietnamese so I know how it feels too cuz I used to work in one of those salons lol I hope they will get a few girls who speak English into the surgical center.
What they gave me to wear:
Compression socks, shoe covers (but you don’t wear the shoes during surgery), a sexy paper blue panty lol (oh yeah they’re in for the season girls), a hair cap, and then a paper robe to wear with the front opened. Then you pee in a cup to do the pregnancy test. When I took off my hat and my sunglasses I bet the girls were like DAMNNNN YOU UGLY! LOL omg so embarrassing I kept looking down when I talked to them. Yeah I’m prolly gonna get my eyebrows tattooed like Nancy said before I come back for my boobs lmao
Met dr. salama and he seemed like he was tired. I had to ask him if he was ok cuz he didn’t seem too excited to be at work. But I’m sure that bank account is happy as hell lol he seemed so serious but laughed a few times I tried to loosen him up a bit. He explained all the risks to me and when he was saying if fat is injected into a vein, it could be deadly, I just started crying. Scariest thing ever. Don’t want to scare anybody but that’s just a rare risk but I was so afraid of that I couldn’t help but to cry. He took pics of me and I was just so embarrassed the whole time I feel so fat and ugly. I don’t even let my man see me naked often and we’ve been together for 11 years. That’s how much I hate my ugly body after having kids. I asked him how much fat would he be able to get out of me and he said about 2.5 liters. I was like mannnnn take more than that im fat as hell. And he goes no you’re not. But ended up taking out about 3,500cc’s I think that’s the equivalent to 3.5 liters. Im not sure but I shall google that! Im just happy he took more than 2.5 liters though =)
Oh yeah, let me tell you about me bringing my wish pics- as I showed to him and explained what I wanted, he didn’t seem like he really cared about the wish pics and I kinda felt hurt that it was brushed off. And as I saw his reaction, I just cut it short and was like just do the best you can and do what you do. That really hurt my feelings but as I told one of my buddies on realself, she explained to me that he don’t really like wish pics cuz its unrealistic cuz everyone’s body is different. He can only improve your body, he cannot give you someone else’s body that’s completely different from yours. so that made me feel better cuz I agree and know where he’s coming from. He’s probably annoyed by wish pics but he could at least tell people I can’t give you her body but I can try my best to make you the best you can be. That would have made me feel better instead of feeling like I was dissed like “yeah ok whatever bish lemme do my job i know what im doing” lol
OMFG! LET ME TELL YOU!!!!!! So how about I ate papa john’s last night and finished my dinner at 11:45pm. The morning of surgery, my stomach started bubbling and when I left, I was like F***!!! I should have tried to take a dump man and clean my a-hole real good. I farted a few times when I arrived at the center but when I went to meet with dr. salama naked… OMFG…. STUPID STOMACH STARTED BUBBLING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! So with my back facing him and he was drawing on me, I tried so hard to hold my fart in. I tightened that booty-hole so damn tight like an extreme Kegal exercise… and it went away. THEN IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!! FML!!!!!!! I tried my hardest to tighten my butthole again and all I could think in my head was HURRY UP AND DRAW PLEASE PLEASE HURRY UP AND DRAW DON’T FART MAN DON’T FART…. And so I did feel a little gas silently leak out while he was drawing… then I heard him laugh quietly a little bit and I just froze… I like omg… he smells it…. FML! FML! FML! SOOOOOOOOOO EMBARASSING! I WAS MORTIFIED AND I BET HE WAS TOO!!! I was so mortified I just stood there with my eyes wide open staring at the wall and I just kept thinking “WTF MAN… REALLY? OUT OF ALL THE TIMES TO FART, IT HAPPENS IN HIS FACE?” WHAT ARE THE DAMN ODDS OF THAT MAN SERIOUSLY! Cuz this one time I was doing a pedicure for a client and the lady leaked a fart I was so damn mad and grossed out but poor Dr. Salama’s face was right there where my butt is… man… God bless his heart the poor guy. LMFAO. Ok enough of that – just wanted to let yall know try to take a dump before you leave for surgery and make sure that butthole is nice and clean too. So then he sends me to the operation room…. As soon as the doors opened and I saw the table where you lay on, I was like “WOAH”…. And they laughed when they saw how shocked I was lol it was like damn… its time…. As I lay on the table, I was greeted by the Anesthesiologist ( I think his name was Alex) but he was VERY NICE. It was him who finally made me feel comfortable because he made conversation with me. He was very nice and how about I asked him if girls ever fart during surgery cuz I know im gonna be tooting away lmao – he said “OH YES ALL THE TIME TOOT TOOT TOOT LOL” and then he says he was just playing and then said Dr. Salama is the one who farts all the time on us lmfao and we all crack up and then he goes no im serious you can ask the other girls he farts all the time LMFAO. So the laughter loosened me up. And then as he was giving me the anesthesia he goes – “alright im gonna give you some good tequila”… and I go im a Crown Royal girl make sure you give me the good good. Next thing you know my eyes start to slowly close and all I saw was yellow. I tried to say one last thing about liquor but knocked out… then next thing you know, I woke up and was in the recovery room. I felt the girl pull up the garment and let me tell you that sh*t hurt like hell I was so out of it I couldn’t cuss loud enough. She then dressed me and lifting myself up to pull up the sweatpants hurt too. Then she put these nice warm blankets on me and I was shaking non-stop. I was FREEZING. I was shaking for a good 5 minutes and then it got better. My ass was hurting like hell!!!!!!!!!!! Then she sits me up to move to the other chair and let me tell you my stomach was so damn painful from the lipo. My back and my butt felt numb and hard as hell. My arms felt fine they didn’t hurt at all but I hope to god he lipo’d those fat arms real good cuz I hated my arms. I then started to feel like I had to pee and the lady goes oh no you don’t its normal it just feels like that cuz I just took the catheter out. And then I go… I gotta DOO DOO!!! And she just stood there and looked at me. I kept saying DOO DOO! DOO DOO! And she said it just feels that way but you really don’t need to. And then I was like OMFG I BETTER NOT S*** ON MYSELF CUZ I ALREADY DONE FARTED ON DR. SALAMA’S FACE! I kept saying to myself “please don’t s*** please don’t s*** PLEASE DON’T S***!!!! I tried to sqeeze my butthole but everything is so numb and swollen you cant feel it!!! So then the lady calls larry to come pick me up and I was like omfg… I hope he does not take forever this time cuz I don’t wanna be sitting on my expensive booty and losing results. So I waited.. and waited… and waited… I WAS PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I was like damn I should of gotten a rental foreal so that way I could leave right away. They should have called him like 30 minutes before the doctor was done so that way he could be there waiting for me instead of me waiting for him. I seriously think they need to have two drivers because larry is just too busy and I feel sorry for the man – and I also feel sorry for all the girls that have to sit and wait for him! Including myself!!!!!!!!! So I got wheeled out and the girl finally talks to me some cuz I asked her how do you say BIG BOOTY in Spanish lol she laughed. I forgot how to say it already lol but she was nice. They weren’t mean towards me at all, it was just a language barrier. I wish I would have paid attention in Spanish class during high school – but that was 1st period so of course I was never there lmao
Ok this is getting really long and lemme try to cut it shorter so you wont get tired of reading cuz I know not everyone likes to read but I really like to be detailed so that everyone will know what to expect.
Getting into Larry’s car was ok. But getting out of it…. OMFG!!!!!!!! HURT LIKE HELL!!!!!!! And my room is right in front of the pool so EVERYONE out there saw me. My man was telling me everyone was starring at me like WTF is wrong with her??? Lol I ate steak right away and took my pain med right away. I emptied my drains they were both hanging on the front of my garment. I emptied it out like 5 times in a row I was draining like hell. I started to get scared of loosing too much blood so I called nomie like 5 times freaking out kept asking if it was ok. She said it was ok and normal… and I bet I annoyed the hell out of her … and I felt bad… so I asked her what kinda wine does she like lol she likes red wine so I will pick up a bottle for her before I leave to go back home lol Dr. Salama likes white wine so imma grab him a bottle too lol
So as the pain killer kicked in, I FELT GREAT! I was like mannnn this isn’t so bad! I was walking around the room and texting at the same time. I drank lots of Gatorade and water and pee’d many times. I kept saying to myself, GOTTA STAY STRONG I CAN DO THIS I CAN DO THIS. Instead of getting up to walk every 2 hours, I basically got up every hour. And then I realized I felt better walking around than laying down cuz my stomach hurt like hell! And then getting up from the laying down position has been the hardest part of the process. My stomach and my ass hurts. The incision on my elbow from the lipo started to bleed a lot because I was bending my elbow’s just to push myself up. They gave me a plastic cover for the bed but I still got blood on the side of the sheets. Tomorrow I will ask for more covers cuz I ripped this one a few times just getting up from laying down. But as soon as the pain killer fades away, OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURTS LIKE HELL AGAIN! So take your meds!! The bottle says take every 4-6 hours but I called nomie and she said I could take 1 every 2 hours, or 2 pills every 6 hours. I just stuck to the 1 pill every 2-3 hours. I have drank a whole gallon of water AND a whole gallon of RED Gatorade already. Which means I have pee’ing like hell too. I use a red plastic cup to pee in. I find if you bend your knees some it prevents from getting pee on your garment. I also had to cut a slit on my croch area of the garment to opening it up some so that I don’t pee on myself too. Oh yeah, I brought PROTEIN SHAKES so I can get plenty of protein without having to force myself to eat so much solid foods. Today I have already eaten a steak with mashed potatoes, a ham sandwhich, 5 egggs scrambled, and 3 protein shakes. Hope im not over doing it cuz I don’t wanna gain this weight back. When I walk I bend over slightly cuz my stomach and my back is tight and hurts. I raise my arms as well so that it doesn’t get swollen cuz when you lipo your arms and walk hanging them down, your hands and arms get pretty swollen. I am now on my knees as I type but I am kneeling on top of a comforter inside of its plastic package that the owner of the unit brought to me. I bought knee pads but don’t feel like putting it on. Im not wearing any underwear and another buddy on realself said she really didn’t wear undies the whole time cuz of the garment. I don’t have a robe or anything on, just the garment and a button up shirt that’s halfway buttoned up. That way you can go pee faster. My routine consists of walking around constantly and drinking fluids. I keep walking and texting until I feel the urge to pee and then I go pee. I will not go lay down until I empty my bladder, sometimes twice. Oh yeah, and then we were watching music videos on t.v. and that gave me the energy to walk around and I wanted to dance all I could do was bob my head and swing my arms a lil lmao oh girl wait til this booty gets soft im gonna make sure I learn how to make it clap lol
Ok so let me be honest with you all – when I heard 1000cc’s per cheek, I was kinda disappointed. I was like damn… I was hoping for 1200cc’s at least. I don’t wanna have to come around for round two and my job consists of sitting on my butt all day. On top of that, im traveling to California in 3 weeks for a wedding. I told dr. salama im gonna sit on a pillow at the wedding and he laughed and said no you don’t have to do that lol but im like shoot im not gonna lose this booty I don’t care what nobody says imma tell everyone I got hemmerroids so I cant sit on my ass lol my mom doesn’t even know I got my butt done I told her I just did my stomach back and arms. She’s gonna kick my ass if she finds out so I better wear some loose clothes but knowing her she’s gonna try to lift up my dress and check it out. She’s the worst person to tell cuz she will tell everybody and their mamma’s! ahhhh I gotta deny deny deny lol
Well anyways, as I looked in the mirror, I was kinda sad cuz it doesn’t look all that big like the other girls I see on the site. I was hoping it was a donkey ass cuz I know I will lose volume and plus I sat waiting on larry. I WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO SAD! But then my buddy on realself FABNEWME texted me and made me feel a whole lot better. She was telling me cc’s mean nothing and that its too soon to know. Plus im super swollen, even my freaking eyelids are swollen like hell… or maybe that’s from all the crying I did lol My stomach looks thick as hell. Let’s wait and see how big it really is… well, when I walk into the bathroom, my butt keeps bumping into the dresser (hurts like hell too) so I guess that’s a sign that is pretty big lol. Dr. also told me I lost a lot of elasticity on the skin of my stomach. Im thinking it was the same on my butt so that’s prolly why I could only fit 1000cc’s? stupid HCG DIET! I mean im glad I lost close to 50 pounds on the hcg diet, but I also lost all the fat that was in my butt and my hips. Once I find a pic of myself before I had kids, I will show you that I actually had hips to begin with but after the hcg diet, seemed like every thing changed. With women, it eats all the fat in your butt and on your hips, but with men, they lose the fat on their stomach. I wish it was the other way around!!
Anyways, my butt crack feels really wet its so annoying. I cant really wipe in there cuz my butt cheeks are shut closed. Its so wet it feels like I sharted on myself – not a good feeling. Lol what I did was get my man to use a baby wipe to swipe it in between my cheeks like you’re swiping a credit card but it didn’t do much he was scared cuz the drain was in the way. Oh yeah, and you already know about him spilling the cup of blood- thank god there’s tile on the floor cuz if it was carpet man I wouldn’t even know what to say lol ok this is enough for tonight ladies I will update you all soon!!
(LOL FEELS LIKE IM WRITING A PAPER IN SCHOOL)… wait I’ll do a summary for yall later that’s too much damn reading and my knees starting to hurt lol ;)