What is/was your excuse?

  • BeBeautiful00
  • Atlanta, GA
  • 2 years ago

I saw this and found it both hilarious yet informative. So BBL sisters, I know there are those nosey coworkers wondering why you're gone, flat-bootied relatives that know your butt wasn't born that way, or secretly envious friends. What did you say in regards to your sudden change in appearance? And if you haven't had your sx yet (like me), what's your excuse going to be? :-)

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I have a [url=http://euromedinculture.com/]dr note[/url] and I use it every time I need an excuse (can you believe that!!). Handy to have.
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My coworker just told me to roll with "I broke my tail bone."  I guess you have to sit on a donut for months if that happens. ;)

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I had hemorroid surgery or I injured my lower back
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HAHA, ok topshelf that is a good one.  Could you imagine telling your colleagues you just had hemorrhoid surgery?  No one would say another peep to you but you know there would be a lot of office talk!!!!!

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Lol
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bruised my tail bone , i backed up into my bed rail which was resting against the wall. i was putting my new bed together.
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Vollyball or running from a dog, fall down the stairs...lol anything.
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Good one.  I was trying to figure it out with my friends.  My girl really wants to get one but she is in sales and works with about 100 men.  The problem is she doesn't work out so how would she hurt her hammy?

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My question is, what do you say to your coworkers when you can't sit normally for a few weeks?

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That you pulled/injured your hamstring lol
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I've already planned my "excuse" LOL good old fashioned diet and exercise who'd question that? Haha!!
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I don't mind telling the truth...but if I was gonna lie I would make it GOOODDD....ummm something like bee stings in the butt to make it plump...lol
or maybe kegal exercises for the butt..pump.pump.pump.release
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Bee stings LOL that would definitely explain the not sitting down period
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LOL love it!

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HAHAHAHA I just read this... perfect.

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Haha, you have great timing! We just blogged about this too. I'm a fan of the "hernia surgery" excuse, although I'm not sure how that'd work for the butt part (maybe some other kind of more embarrassing surgery?).

I'm curious to see what others say!

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