I'm hoping this can be a fun thread. Here are mine:That little "pop" of elastic when your underwear (or, even worse, your pants) decides that it has had enough and it slides down your belly pouch and settles into the crease under neath. You'll be walking along, thinking about something else, when all of a sudden you are reminded that anything less than granny panties is inclined to run and hide!Almost walking outside in your bathing suit before realizing that the flabby part of your tummy is sticking part way out of your leg holes. NOT an attractive look.Slathering under and between your breasts with diaper rash cream and baby powder and trying to wash that stuff off your hands so you don't get it all over the rest of your clothes! Desperately needing to itch in any of those extra creases and folds when you are in public with no good way to do it. Having to hold your belly out of the way every time you get your bikini area waxed, which is usually done by some tiny and genetically perfect doll shaped person. Spending $100-$150 per bra for something that fits. Being able to fit your head into a single one of your bra cups. Having your children's friends gape in amazement if they happen to see a bra hanging up in the laundry room. Worrying about suffocating your significant other in the bedroom, by accident, if you get a little adventurous with positions. Alright gals, anyone got anymore to share?