Bikini Line - Funny Story

By Kimmers25 on 09 Oct 2010

Ok so I called a local spa and salon to schedule a bikini wax. Because after a TT you see areas you did not see before. The lady on the phone asked me if I also wanted some Va Jazelling..HUH! Apparently they now glue sparkly jewels and gems on your Va Jay Jay? Now it needs to sparkle? Seriously?

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blondiekj 11 Mar 2011

So did you get the bikini wax yet? With or without bedazzles! lol!

Kimmers25 (Community Manager) 13 Mar 2011

I went for the wax and skipped the jewels...LOL I am saving my money for the hair color I so badly need right now :)

blondiekj 10 Mar 2011

That is hilarious! I have never had a wax but I have heard of like shimmer powder but never sparkling jewel stickers or something like that.... too funny! My husband would never take me seriously if he saw that on me, ha!

Kimmers25 (Community Manager) 10 Mar 2011

If I pranced into the bedroom with sparkles of any kind down there my hubby would laugh until he cried. He would think I lost my mind.

mynewstart 314 10 Mar 2011

Wowza!! Too funny that women actually do that! I guess you learn something new everyday!
Kimmers how about using a dye to color the teams colors??? OMG...Green for St.Paddys lol crazy i don't know what made me think of that! We could market NFL va jay jay kits!! Hee hee we can be Millionares together!

Kimmers25 (Community Manager) 10 Mar 2011

LOL...oh you may have something there!

Susanne3692 9 Mar 2011

what is the deal with every thing in the world needing to have "bling bling" all over it... Now were reduced to blinging out our nipples and va jay jay......
I only thought strippers were the only ones who needed to do this....
How does this affect your sex life other than the pain you will endure from the "bling" digging in your skin even more...//?????

Kimmers25 (Community Manager) 9 Mar 2011

LOL...I know! Well the day I go into a salon; lay down and have someone glue bling on my Va Jay Jay please send me for a brain scan. Good lord...what next!

Could you even imagine how that would itch??? Nasty.

Sharon at RealSelf (Community Manager) 11 Oct 2010

LOL Kimmers, you certainly have a way with words. :)

Kathy Griffin did this on "My Life on the D-List" if you ever want to see it in action (well, not exactly, umm, "in action", but if you want to see it). And apparently you can get sparkly nipples too! Oh dear...

Kimmers25 (Community Manager) 11 Oct 2010

Oh not the nipples! Goodness why did I not think of this little set up. I could have made some money off this idea :) I could just hear a first grader taking his mom to school for career day...What does your mom do for a job? She glues sparkly gems on nipples and Va Jay Jay's.....My granny is rolling in her grave right now...LOL Ok I had a breast reduction and my nipples were stitched back on so I think I will stay away from anything in that vacinity...OUCH! I can still feel the pain of having the stitches removed from the nipples so can't imagine having to remove glued on jewels...Ohhh

Sharon at RealSelf (Community Manager) 12 Oct 2010

Yeah, I was wondering about that too. Either they hurt to remove or they come off too easily, in which case you'd be sparkling in some really personal places. (I can just imagine the trip to the ER to get them removed.)

Kimmers25 (Community Manager) 12 Oct 2010

Oh lord..and since I work for the hospital and recruit nursing staff for the ER that would be rather humiliating. Eeks..

mkell 10 Oct 2010

I guess after all the trauma and being able to see it again, may be worth it for "special" occasions.

Kimmers25 (Community Manager) 10 Oct 2010

I laughed so hard when I hung up the phone! I have never heard of anything like this in my life. I tell you what...all my hubby cares about is having the playground available; he has never asked for it to sparkle..LOL But hay maybe I could plan this for our 25th wedding anniversary next year. He is a hockey fan so maybe they could place jewels in the color of his birth stone and in the shape of a hockey puck and stick. Although knowing him he may scratch and shake his head and send me for a cat scan :)