Funniest Cosmetic Surgery Tweets of the Week -- 7/11

The Twitterverse has plenty to say about cosmetic procedures, so we've rounded up some of the best that made us smile this week.

Ok, that's it. Either someone needs to buy me an at-home liposuction machine or I'm getting on Craig's List and buying tapeworms. #Obese

— Autumn Wolfer (@ImAnAutumn) July 9, 2012

while trying on bras the lady at victorias secret asked if i needed anything. i told her a boob job. #flatgirlproblems @Flatgrlprobz

— Shauna Kelly (@ayyyo_SHAUNa) July 9, 2012

"Well, I made a little decision I hope you'll be happy about." - Carrie "Oh, honey, you finally got Botox." - Samantha #satc

— Sex And The City (@SATCQuotes) July 6, 2012

No I wasn't the victim of a pissed off kid on the mallet game at Chuck E Cheese. I just got Botox injections.

— Ryan Armentrout (@ryaninco) July 6, 2012

I got fired as manager of a small liposuction clinic for throwing my weight around.

— lee webb (@leewebb71) July 11, 2012

Guys want a boob job. Like, a job where they judge boobs.

— Preeti The Name (@chhamakchallo) July 11, 2012

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