The Nipple Bikini, a Boob Bouncy House, and How a Man Got Stuck in a Vagina — #RealNews Roundup

4 Jul 2014 at 9:00am

Nipple Tata TopToo busy to sift through the web to find the health and beauty news you need to know for this week? Not to worry, we sifted through the headlines and pulled out the interesting (and hilarious!) ones just for you. Read on to catch up on what you might've missed!

The female nipple has been grabbing major headlines these days, with celebs and real women alike speaking out in support of the #freethenipple campaign (and in some cases, freeing their own nipples in the process). Now, thanks to the new Tata Bikini Top, you too can show your support for the cause without actually going topless. The suit was designed by two friends who were fed up with the idea that women couldn’t legally bare their boobs at the beach. “Why can’t girls be topless?” they write on their website. “If you really think about it, what’s the difference between a man’s nipples and a woman’s?” The bikini currently only comes in one color, but the duo are developing additional skin tones over the next few months. Talk about the breast bathing suit ever!


Museum of Sex Bouncy House

Speaking of breasts (because why wouldn’t we be?), the Museum of Sex now offers its visitors the opportunity to jump for joy among giant inflatable boobs. The bouncy house is part of the museum’s “erotic fairground” known as Funland, an immersive exhibition designed to “stimulate all five senses in subtle and not-so-subtle ways.” Patrons can scale a wall of orifices and appendages (“Grope Mountain”), or lose themselves in “The Tunnel of Love” during a climactic journey to find the G Spot. The exhibit opened at the end of June and runs through Spring 2015.


Man Gets Stuck in a Vagina

Perhaps this guy should have paid a visit to the Museum of Sex instead of doing what he actually did, which was getting himself stuck in a giant sculpture of a vagina. (Yes, you read that correctly.) An American exchange student got trapped in the installation at Germany’s Tübingen University, resulting in 22 firefighters arriving on the scene. “He just wanted to take a funny picture,” explained an eyewitness. “The fire department was not really amused.” How he managed to get himself into that position in the first place remains unknown, but, unlike the fire department, we are pretty amused.


kGoal For Your Vagina

On the topic of vaginas, it’s time to meet the kGoal, a virtual trainer for your ladybits. The tracking device monitors the user as she does her Kegel exercises, vibrating when she’s doing them correctly. Women that might find the buzz annoying (especially if they’re doing the exercises for health reasons), have the option to turn it off. Others, however, can turn it up even higher. “It’s a short-term reward for exercises with long-time benefits,” says the VP of manufacturing. If you want to see the kGoal at your nearest sex shop (or fitness store? We’re not really sure.), head on over to Kickstarter. The product won’t be funded unless $90,000 is raised!

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Photo credits: The Tata Top on Instagram; Courtesy of The Museum of Sex; Erik Guzman /imgur; Courtesy of kGoal