Funniest Cosmetic Surgery Tweets of the Week - 7/18
Makenzie on 18 Jul 2012 at 6:00pm
The Twitterverse has plenty to say about cosmetic procedures, so we've rounded up some of the best that made us smile this week.
Is Botox for clothing a thing yet? I hate ironing.
— Steven Spefeven (@Grind_n_Roll) July 11, 2012
Speaker breast implants, think about it.
— Wesley (@Wes_Taylor) July 18, 2012
My stepmum: "There's antibiotics in the cupboard and Botox in the fridge. Take what you want."
— Rachel Sophia Caplan (@RaySophiaCaplan) July 16, 2012
girls thinking about rhinoplasty often pick their noses
— Vivienne Clore (@Vivienneclore) July 10, 2012
Its ok if the cup is half empty..... there's nothing breast implants can't fix.
— Khaled (@Khalestrophy) July 11, 2012
Bought my mother a t-shirt that says "Botox Killed Freedom of Expression" Based on the look on her face I can't tell if she likes it or not
— Lisa K (@femin9) July 18, 2012
I've been watching so much Nip/Tuck on Netflix I'm three episodes away from getting a nose job
— Emily Dyer (@dyerstraights22) July 18, 2012
Voldemort is a perfect example of a nose job gone too far
— ZAYN ♕ MALIK (@zaynmalikisFIT) July 18, 2012
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I did zumba for the first time and seriously thought my butt had been injected with botox. I kept trying to make it shake and it just sat there like it was frozen.