10 Funniest Plastic Surgery Tweets of the Week -- 9/26

"Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon."
--Tia Carrere
 

Here are last week's 10 funniest tweets about plastic surgery (in no particular order):

"So my neice is 3 and about to have a birthday and says she needs botox because she doesn't want to look 4."
--The_Bachelor512

"Performing plastic surgery on my poodle, small calves could make anyone self-conscious."
--DaveTheDigitals

"Plastic surgery basically says to your friends: I don't care what you think of me, I'm trying to trick the new people."
--Da_Original_MJ

"If I ever get a tummy tuck I'm going to ask the surgeon to make a little pocket below my navel so I'll always have a place for my iPod"
--HannahAntics

"If I was a girl I'd have a nose job but because I'm really manly I'll just rip it off instead."
--ScotchEggz

"So if my deviated septum is the issue, I basically have to get a nose-job. I'll have mine look long and pointy so I can jab people with it."
--Augustus4Ts

"I feel sorry for the people addicted to plastic surgery But I would so get plastic surgery on my knee caps..well knee cap implants lol."
--OshKeepIt100

"Just had lunch w a woman who's had liposuction up the wazoo - no, seriously, she had her wazoo lipo'd"
--3rdpoint

"The woman who injected her 8 year-old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody. The child didn't look surprised."
--benjaminbates

"Just found out that a Tummy Tuck isn't something you do when you pull your pants up over it."
--peaceintruth1

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