10 Funniest Plastic Surgery Tweets of the Week -- 9/12
EliseR on 12 Sep 2011 at 3:31pm
"You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town. "
--Michael Jackson
Here are last week's 10 funniest tweets about plastic surgery (in no particular order):
"He'd like a nose job and I'll be taking the six-pack ab implants. Do we get mimosas with that? Free surgical socks? Something...?"
"Either one of my boob implants just popped or I'm leaking breast milk."
"I had plastic surgery to look like Beyonce..not ET"
"Have iphones lead to an increase in plastic surgery for fingers??? My prediction for the next market boom."
"Joan Rivers, I am just a little curious. At what point do you stop calling it plastic surgery and start calling it stockpiling silicone?"
"Boob job owner says her French implants are barcoded so she can be identified if terminally disfigured..."
"I had a really random dream last night - I dreamt I had a boob job, but they only put implants on one side, so I was walking around unbalanced. People seemed to like it tho."
"If you grab a munchkin and another one is stuck to it, that one is yours too. Also, can anyone recommend a liposuction clinic?"
"May have to get final layer of blubber off with Henry the Hoover **homemade lipo**"
"It came down to bangs or Botox...just got back from the salon with bangs...FOR NOW!!! "
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Isn't number 8 just sound advice? If one is stuck to the other then isn't it just good customer service that you should get both, kind of like a BOGOF?
Number 10 makes financial sense if the botox was for her forehead. Bangs are probably cheaper and hide whatever it is she needed the botox for!
Personally, I like number 9. I had a mini Henry the Hoover when I was younger. If only I had known of these possibilities back then!
Ha, number 8's tweet has got to be the most random tweet I've ever read. Munchkin clumping? What??!
Ha! I liked #5 and #10 the best... FOR NOW!!!
What I want to know is if #2 is actually nursing.... and if #8 was on something!