10 Funniest Plastic Surgery Tweets of the Week -- 9/12

EliseR on 12 Sep 2011 at 3:31pm

"You know, let's put it this way, if all the people in Hollywood who have had plastic surgery, if they went on vacation, there wouldn't be a person left in town. "
--Michael Jackson

Here are last week's 10 funniest tweets about plastic surgery (in no particular order):

This Week's Funniest Tweets about Plastic Surgery

 

"He'd like a nose job and I'll be taking the six-pack ab implants. Do we get mimosas with that? Free surgical socks? Something...?"

 


 

This Week's Funniest Tweets about Plastic Surgery

 

"Either one of my boob implants just popped or I'm leaking breast milk."

 

 

 

This Week's Funniest Tweets about Plastic Surgery

 

"I had plastic surgery to look like Beyonce..not ET"

 

 

 

This Week's Funniest Tweets about Plastic Surgery

 

"Have iphones lead to an increase in plastic surgery for fingers??? My prediction for the next market boom."

 


 

This Week's Funniest Tweets about Plastic Surgery

 

"Joan Rivers, I am just a little curious. At what point do you stop calling it plastic surgery and start calling it stockpiling silicone?"

 


 

This Week's Funniest Tweets about Plastic Surgery

 

"Boob job owner says her French implants are barcoded so she can be identified if terminally disfigured..."

 


 

This Week's Funniest Tweets about Plastic Surgery

 

"I had a really random dream last night - I dreamt I had a boob job, but they only put implants on one side, so I was walking around unbalanced. People seemed to like it tho."

 


 

This Week's Funniest Tweets about Plastic Surgery

 

"If you grab a munchkin and another one is stuck to it, that one is yours too. Also, can anyone recommend a liposuction clinic?"




This Week's Funniest Tweets about Plastic Surgery

 

"May have to get final layer of blubber off with Henry the Hoover **homemade lipo**"

 

 

 

This Week's Funniest Tweets about Plastic Surgery

 

"It came down to bangs or Botox...just got back from the salon with bangs...FOR NOW!!! "

 

 

 

 

Have a funny tweet about plastic surgery? Share it with us! Submit it as a comment to this post and we'll feature it in next week's blog.

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