10 Funniest Plastic Surgery Tweets of the Week

When they bury me and dig me up, they'll discover I'm absolutely non-biodegradable and non-recyclable.
-- Joan Rivers

Here are last week's 10 funniest tweets about plastic surgery (in no particular order):

Remember to be specific in life. A friend just came back from getting a boob job with 'Silly cone implants.'

I gave my wife plastic surgery. I cut up her credit cards.

Just saw a story about a dog getting plastic surgery... so there you have it people, Armageddon is near.

 

Lipo is not prayer worthy. Tummy Tucks are. It's about percentage of chance you'll meet God. The higher chances, the more prayers.

 

Just missed my hair and hair-sprayed my face by accident and now I can't move it and feels like I've had Botox or something.

 

I am SO unlucky. I lent my friend 3,000 dollars for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

 

I wonder if they can do a nose job on a dog because ruby needs one. I just saw her trip on her own nose.
 

I'm going to need plastic surgery to get this wedgie out.
 

I was trying to Google a boob question on my iPad and put in "breast implants." It autocorrected to "dreadful pants."

 

By Jove! I've got it! Liposuction in America could be a valuable source of fats and therefore fuel oil. Call them 'Oil Donation Parlors.'

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